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		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Student_Built_Xinu&amp;diff=3983</id>
		<title>Student Built Xinu</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Student_Built_Xinu&amp;diff=3983"/>
		<updated>2012-07-09T03:32:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Course Outline */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Teaching With Xinu]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Student Built Xinu]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Overview ==&lt;br /&gt;
Having students build their own [[Xinu]] is one of the potential tracks presented for a professor that is [[Teaching With Xinu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A student built operating system puts the student in the trenches of operating system development. The student will become intimately involved with the inner workings of an operating system. This will give the student a better understanding of the various systems that work together behind the scenes while an operating system is running. Operating systems topics that can be incorporated in a student built Xinu course include: memory management, scheduling, concurrent processing, device management, file systems and others.&lt;br /&gt;
== Course Outcomes ==&lt;br /&gt;
Course development can parallel learning objectives and topics associated with many Operating Systems courses. [[Student Built Xinu#References|[1]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Topics ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Overview of operating systems&lt;br /&gt;
* Operating system principles&lt;br /&gt;
* Concurrency&lt;br /&gt;
* Scheduling and dispatch&lt;br /&gt;
* Memory management&lt;br /&gt;
* Device management&lt;br /&gt;
* Security and protection&lt;br /&gt;
* File systems&lt;br /&gt;
* Evaluating system performance&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Learning Objectives === &lt;br /&gt;
* Discuss the history of operating systems.&lt;br /&gt;
* Overview of the general and specific purpose of an operating system.&lt;br /&gt;
* Understanding concurrency and state flow diagrams.&lt;br /&gt;
* Understanding deadlock and starvation.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ability to decipher between scheduling algorithms.&lt;br /&gt;
* Understanding the use of memory and virtual memory.&lt;br /&gt;
* Characteristics of serial and parallel devices.&lt;br /&gt;
* Deciphering the concepts behind various file systems&lt;br /&gt;
* Understanding the necessity of security and locating potential system security holes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Potential Course Structure ==&lt;br /&gt;
An Operating Systems course using the below course outline or something similar will introduce students to some fundamental concepts of operating systems combined with the basics of networking and communications. Topics include: memory management, scheduling, concurrent processing, device management, file systems, networking, security, and system performance. A similar course structure is followed by [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~brylow Dr. Dennis Brylow] at Marquette University in his sophomore level Operating Systems course. Most of the assignments where students are building Embedded Xinu are done in teams of two.&lt;br /&gt;
===== Course Outline =====&lt;br /&gt;
{|&lt;br /&gt;
| Week || || || Topics || || || || Assignments Track One || Assignments Track Two || Assignments Track Three&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 01 || || || C (basics) and OS Structures, Processes || || || || [[Assignment: C Basics|C Basics]] || [[Assignment: C Basics|C Basics]] || [[Assignment: C Basics|C Basics]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 02 || || || C (functions, control flow) and Processes || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 03 || || || C (pointers, arrays, structs) and Threads || || || || [[Assignment: C Structs and Pointers|C Structs and Pointers]] || [[Assignment: C Structs and Pointers|C Structs and Pointers]] || [[Assignment: C Structs and Pointers|C Structs and Pointers]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 04 || || || CPU Scheduling || || || || [[Assignment: Synchronous Serial Driver|Synchronous Serial Driver]] || [[Assignment: Synchronous Serial Driver|Synchronous Serial Driver]] || [[Assignment: SCC Serial Communication|SCC Serial Communication]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 05 || || || CPU Scheduling ||&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 06 || || || Process Synchronization || || || || [[Assignment: Context Switch and Non-Preemptive Scheduling|Context Switch and Non-Preemptive Scheduling]] || [[Assignment: Context Switch and Non-Preemptive Scheduling|Context Switch and Non-Preemptive Scheduling]] || [[Assignment: Context Switch and Non-Preemptive Scheduling|Context Switch and Non-Preemptive Scheduling]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 07 || || || Deadlocks || || || || [[Assignment: Priority Scheduling and Process Termination|Priority Scheduling and Process Termination]] || [[Assignment: Priority Scheduling and Preemption|Priority Scheduling &amp;amp; Preemption]] || [[Assignment: Priority Scheduling and Preemption|Priority Scheduling &amp;amp; Preemption]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 08 || || || Main Memory and Virtual Memory ||  &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 09 || || || File System Interface || || || || [[Assignment: Preemption and Synchronization|Preemption &amp;amp; Synchronization]]&lt;br /&gt;
|| [[Assignment: Synchronization and Interprocess Communication|Interprocess Communication]] or [[Assignment: LL/SC|LL/SC]] || [[Assignment: Synchronization and Interprocess Communication|Interprocess Communication]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 10 || || || File System Implementation || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 11 || || || Mass-Storage Structure || || || || [[Assignment: Delta Queues|Delta Queues]] || [[Assignment: Delta Queues|Delta Queues]]  || [[Assignment: Delta Queues|Delta Queues]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 12 || || || I/O Systems || || || || [[Assignment: Heap Memory|Heap Memory]] || [[Assignment: Heap Memory|Heap Memory]] || [[Assignment: Heap Memory|Heap Memory]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 13 || || || Protection, Security and Distributed System Structures || || || || [[Assignment: Asynchronous Device Driver|Asynchronous Device Driver]] || [[Assignment: Ultra-Tiny File System|Ultra-Tiny File System]] || [[Assignment: Parallel Execution Speedup|Parallel Execution Speedup]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 14 || || || Distributed System Structures || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 15 || || || Distributed File Systems || || || || [[Assignment: Ultra-Tiny File System|Ultra-Tiny File System]] || [[Assignment: Basic Networking - Ping|Basic Networking - Ping]] || [[Assignment: Inter-core Message Passing|Inter-core Message Passing]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===== Books =====&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.os-book.com/ Abraham Silberschatz, Peter Baer Galvin, and Greg Gagne, Operating Systems Concepts, 7th Edition, John Wiley &amp;amp; Sons, ISBN #0-471-69466-5.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://netlib.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/cbook/ Brian W. Kernighan and Dennis M. Richie, The C Programming Language,  Prentice-Hall, 1978.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
[1] Course topics and learning objectives have been adapted from the ACM's [http://www.acm.org/education/education/education/curric_vols/cc2001.pdf Computing Curricula 2001 Computer Science].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;This work funded in part by NSF grant DUE-CCLI-0737476.&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Student_Built_Xinu&amp;diff=3982</id>
		<title>Student Built Xinu</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Student_Built_Xinu&amp;diff=3982"/>
		<updated>2012-07-09T02:54:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Course Outline */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Teaching With Xinu]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Student Built Xinu]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Overview ==&lt;br /&gt;
Having students build their own [[Xinu]] is one of the potential tracks presented for a professor that is [[Teaching With Xinu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A student built operating system puts the student in the trenches of operating system development. The student will become intimately involved with the inner workings of an operating system. This will give the student a better understanding of the various systems that work together behind the scenes while an operating system is running. Operating systems topics that can be incorporated in a student built Xinu course include: memory management, scheduling, concurrent processing, device management, file systems and others.&lt;br /&gt;
== Course Outcomes ==&lt;br /&gt;
Course development can parallel learning objectives and topics associated with many Operating Systems courses. [[Student Built Xinu#References|[1]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Topics ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Overview of operating systems&lt;br /&gt;
* Operating system principles&lt;br /&gt;
* Concurrency&lt;br /&gt;
* Scheduling and dispatch&lt;br /&gt;
* Memory management&lt;br /&gt;
* Device management&lt;br /&gt;
* Security and protection&lt;br /&gt;
* File systems&lt;br /&gt;
* Evaluating system performance&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Learning Objectives === &lt;br /&gt;
* Discuss the history of operating systems.&lt;br /&gt;
* Overview of the general and specific purpose of an operating system.&lt;br /&gt;
* Understanding concurrency and state flow diagrams.&lt;br /&gt;
* Understanding deadlock and starvation.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ability to decipher between scheduling algorithms.&lt;br /&gt;
* Understanding the use of memory and virtual memory.&lt;br /&gt;
* Characteristics of serial and parallel devices.&lt;br /&gt;
* Deciphering the concepts behind various file systems&lt;br /&gt;
* Understanding the necessity of security and locating potential system security holes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Potential Course Structure ==&lt;br /&gt;
An Operating Systems course using the below course outline or something similar will introduce students to some fundamental concepts of operating systems combined with the basics of networking and communications. Topics include: memory management, scheduling, concurrent processing, device management, file systems, networking, security, and system performance. A similar course structure is followed by [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~brylow Dr. Dennis Brylow] at Marquette University in his sophomore level Operating Systems course. Most of the assignments where students are building Embedded Xinu are done in teams of two.&lt;br /&gt;
===== Course Outline =====&lt;br /&gt;
{|&lt;br /&gt;
| Week || || || Topics || || || || Assignments Track One || Assignments Track Two || Assignments Track Three&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 01 || || || C (basics) and OS Structures, Processes || || || || [[Assignment: C Basics|C Basics]] || [[Assignment: C Basics|C Basics]] || [[Assignment: C Basics|C Basics]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 02 || || || C (functions, control flow) and Processes || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 03 || || || C (pointers, arrays, structs) and Threads || || || || [[Assignment: C Structs and Pointers|C Structs and Pointers]] || [[Assignment: C Structs and Pointers|C Structs and Pointers]] || [[Assignment: C Structs and Pointers|C Structs and Pointers]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 04 || || || CPU Scheduling || || || || [[Assignment: Synchronous Serial Driver|Synchronous Serial Driver]] || [[Assignment: Synchronous Serial Driver|Synchronous Serial Driver]] || [[Assignment: Synchronous Serial Driver|SCC Serial Communication]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 05 || || || CPU Scheduling ||&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 06 || || || Process Synchronization || || || || [[Assignment: Context Switch and Non-Preemptive Scheduling|Context Switch and Non-Preemptive Scheduling]] || [[Assignment: Context Switch and Non-Preemptive Scheduling|Context Switch and Non-Preemptive Scheduling]] || [[Assignment: Context Switch and Non-Preemptive Scheduling|Context Switch and Non-Preemptive Scheduling]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 07 || || || Deadlocks || || || || [[Assignment: Priority Scheduling and Process Termination|Priority Scheduling and Process Termination]] || [[Assignment: Priority Scheduling and Preemption|Priority Scheduling &amp;amp; Preemption]] || [[Assignment: Priority Scheduling and Preemption|Priority Scheduling &amp;amp; Preemption]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 08 || || || Main Memory and Virtual Memory ||  &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 09 || || || File System Interface || || || || [[Assignment: Preemption and Synchronization|Preemption &amp;amp; Synchronization]]&lt;br /&gt;
|| [[Assignment: Synchronization and Interprocess Communication|Interprocess Communication]] or [[Assignment: LL/SC|LL/SC]] || [[Assignment: Synchronization and Interprocess Communication|Interprocess Communication]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 10 || || || File System Implementation || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 11 || || || Mass-Storage Structure || || || || [[Assignment: Delta Queues|Delta Queues]] || [[Assignment: Delta Queues|Delta Queues]]  || [[Assignment: Delta Queues|Delta Queues]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 12 || || || I/O Systems || || || || [[Assignment: Heap Memory|Heap Memory]] || [[Assignment: Heap Memory|Heap Memory]] || [[Assignment: Heap Memory|Heap Memory]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 13 || || || Protection, Security and Distributed System Structures || || || || [[Assignment: Asynchronous Device Driver|Asynchronous Device Driver]] || [[Assignment: Ultra-Tiny File System|Ultra-Tiny File System]] || [[Assignment: Parallel Execution Speedup|Parallel Execution Speedup]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 14 || || || Distributed System Structures || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 15 || || || Distributed File Systems || || || || [[Assignment: Ultra-Tiny File System|Ultra-Tiny File System]] || [[Assignment: Basic Networking - Ping|Basic Networking - Ping]] || [[Assignment: Inter-core Message Passing|Inter-core Message Passing]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===== Books =====&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.os-book.com/ Abraham Silberschatz, Peter Baer Galvin, and Greg Gagne, Operating Systems Concepts, 7th Edition, John Wiley &amp;amp; Sons, ISBN #0-471-69466-5.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://netlib.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/cbook/ Brian W. Kernighan and Dennis M. Richie, The C Programming Language,  Prentice-Hall, 1978.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
[1] Course topics and learning objectives have been adapted from the ACM's [http://www.acm.org/education/education/education/curric_vols/cc2001.pdf Computing Curricula 2001 Computer Science].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;This work funded in part by NSF grant DUE-CCLI-0737476.&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=XinuPhone&amp;diff=3977</id>
		<title>XinuPhone</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=XinuPhone&amp;diff=3977"/>
		<updated>2012-06-05T23:32:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Instructional Resources */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;XinuPhone is an innovative hardware/software platform for Internet telephony education and research.  In the classroom, XinuPhone promotes hands-on interactive learning that is both cross-discipline and application oriented. As a research tool, XinuPhone is a versatile and open-source platform useful for benchmarking experimental methods against industry standards.  Furthermore, the XinuPhone platform features inexpensive commodity hardware that is easy to assemble making it an idea choice for users on tight budgets and in diverse educational backgrounds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:xinuphone-system.jpg|1000px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How It Works==&lt;br /&gt;
Most of the Embedded Xinu [[List_of_supported_platforms|supported platforms]] do not have the ability to directly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyquist%E2%80%93Shannon_sampling_theorem sample analog signals] or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital-to-analog_converter reconstruct analog waveforms] from digital bitstreams. Likewise, typical digital signal processing (DSP) chips lack Ethernet networking hardware and protocol support. XinuPhone pairs a simple external sampling module with a network-enabled backend running the Embedded Xinu operating system in order to provide both functionalities.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The XinuPhone audio module consists of filters, a digital signal controller (DSC), an audio amplifier, and a serial transceiver. Speech first passes through an analog low-pass anti-aliasing filter before it enters the analog to digital converter (ADC) on the DSC.  The DSC can be programed with a variety of software [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codec CODECs] that compress the sampled audio for efficient transmission across the serial bus. The serial transceiver allows the audio module to interface directly with an RS-232 capable network device, such as a slightly modified Linksys WRT54GL router. The audio module sends serial samples to the network device; then, the Embedded Xinu operating system [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_over_IP VoIP] tools packetize the serial data and send the voice packets to a remote host. On the receiving end, another network device buffers incoming packets and translates the payloads back into a stream of serial data. The external audio module uses the same CODECs to uncompress the serial data back into raw audio samples. Lastly, a digital to analog converter (DAC) on-board the DSC converts the audio samples back to an analog waveform that can be amplified and played back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Hardware ==&lt;br /&gt;
You can build your own XinuPhone with readily available discrete components!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Schematics ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Xinuphone-schematic-page1.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sheet 1 shows the basic DSC core, power supply, crystal oscillator, debug interface, and serial transceiver connections.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Xinuphone-schematic-page2.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sheet 2 illustrates the headphone amplifier, microphone pre-amplifier, and low-pass anti-aliasing filter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Click on the sheet for a higher resolution image or see the downloads below for a PDF rendering. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Design Notes ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Components are specified to EIA E96 standard values for resistors (1% tolerance) and E24 values for capacitors.  &lt;br /&gt;
* For capacitors in the audio path, temperature coefficient X7R, NP0, C0G, or better are recommended.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Downloads ==&lt;br /&gt;
{|cellpadding=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! File&lt;br /&gt;
! Download Link&lt;br /&gt;
! Checksum (SHA1)&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | XinuPhone Firmware 1.0 (Binary+Source)&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/download/xinuphone-1.0.tar.gz gzip]&lt;br /&gt;
| 8aa4b4d7ed38c4c641e920905aabfee1a9d2dbc0&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/download/xinuphone-1.0.tar.bz2 bzip2]&lt;br /&gt;
| 6ecfecbb9d9bc399b961d0764923ce609b4c569a&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| XinuPhone Hardware Schematic Rev 2.1 &lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/xinuphone.pdf pdf]&lt;br /&gt;
| a0f07d543f2b85440c31daa7d530066f682a8a5a&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| Embedded Xinu Operating System&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://xinu.mscs.mu.edu/Downloads url]&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Instructional Resources ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Interactive Real-Time Embedded Systems Education Infused with Applied Internet Telephony. Kyle Persohn, Dennis Brylow. COMPSAC 2011: Proceedings of 35th IEEE Computer Software and Applications Conference, pages 199-204, Munich, Germany, July 2011. [http://dx.doi.org/10.1109/COMPSAC.2011.33 link]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Teaching With Xinu]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Future Work ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Real-Time Transport Protocol support in Embedded Xinu&lt;br /&gt;
* Analog Telephone Adapter (ATA) interface&lt;br /&gt;
* Simple XinuPhone discovery protocol / address book&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
Some additional resources you may find useful&lt;br /&gt;
==== Microchip ==== &lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/wwwproducts/Devices.aspx?dDocName=en532310 dsPIC33FJ64GP802 Product Home]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/stellent/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&amp;amp;nodeId=1406&amp;amp;dDocName=en019469&amp;amp;part=SW007002  MPLAB IDE]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/stellent/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&amp;amp;nodeId=2660&amp;amp;param=en535144 Audio &amp;amp; Speech Application Libraries]&lt;br /&gt;
==== Standards &amp;amp; RFCs ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.itu.int/net/itu-t/sigdb/genaudio/Pseries.htm ITU-T Test Signals for Telecommunication Systems]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.itu.int/rec/T-REC-G.711/en ITU-T G.711 - Pulse Code Modulation (PCM) of Voice Frequencies]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3550.txt RFC 3550 - RTP: A Transport Protocol for Real-Time Applications]&lt;br /&gt;
==== PCB Fabrication ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.4pcb.com Advanced Circuits]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.cadsoftusa.com/ CadSoft EAGLE Schematic Capture &amp;amp; Board Layout Software]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sparkfun.com/tutorials SparkFun Tutorials]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=XinuPhone&amp;diff=3976</id>
		<title>XinuPhone</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=XinuPhone&amp;diff=3976"/>
		<updated>2012-06-05T23:31:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Future Work */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;XinuPhone is an innovative hardware/software platform for Internet telephony education and research.  In the classroom, XinuPhone promotes hands-on interactive learning that is both cross-discipline and application oriented. As a research tool, XinuPhone is a versatile and open-source platform useful for benchmarking experimental methods against industry standards.  Furthermore, the XinuPhone platform features inexpensive commodity hardware that is easy to assemble making it an idea choice for users on tight budgets and in diverse educational backgrounds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:xinuphone-system.jpg|1000px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How It Works==&lt;br /&gt;
Most of the Embedded Xinu [[List_of_supported_platforms|supported platforms]] do not have the ability to directly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyquist%E2%80%93Shannon_sampling_theorem sample analog signals] or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital-to-analog_converter reconstruct analog waveforms] from digital bitstreams. Likewise, typical digital signal processing (DSP) chips lack Ethernet networking hardware and protocol support. XinuPhone pairs a simple external sampling module with a network-enabled backend running the Embedded Xinu operating system in order to provide both functionalities.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The XinuPhone audio module consists of filters, a digital signal controller (DSC), an audio amplifier, and a serial transceiver. Speech first passes through an analog low-pass anti-aliasing filter before it enters the analog to digital converter (ADC) on the DSC.  The DSC can be programed with a variety of software [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codec CODECs] that compress the sampled audio for efficient transmission across the serial bus. The serial transceiver allows the audio module to interface directly with an RS-232 capable network device, such as a slightly modified Linksys WRT54GL router. The audio module sends serial samples to the network device; then, the Embedded Xinu operating system [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_over_IP VoIP] tools packetize the serial data and send the voice packets to a remote host. On the receiving end, another network device buffers incoming packets and translates the payloads back into a stream of serial data. The external audio module uses the same CODECs to uncompress the serial data back into raw audio samples. Lastly, a digital to analog converter (DAC) on-board the DSC converts the audio samples back to an analog waveform that can be amplified and played back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Hardware ==&lt;br /&gt;
You can build your own XinuPhone with readily available discrete components!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Schematics ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Xinuphone-schematic-page1.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sheet 1 shows the basic DSC core, power supply, crystal oscillator, debug interface, and serial transceiver connections.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Xinuphone-schematic-page2.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sheet 2 illustrates the headphone amplifier, microphone pre-amplifier, and low-pass anti-aliasing filter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Click on the sheet for a higher resolution image or see the downloads below for a PDF rendering. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Design Notes ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Components are specified to EIA E96 standard values for resistors (1% tolerance) and E24 values for capacitors.  &lt;br /&gt;
* For capacitors in the audio path, temperature coefficient X7R, NP0, C0G, or better are recommended.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Downloads ==&lt;br /&gt;
{|cellpadding=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! File&lt;br /&gt;
! Download Link&lt;br /&gt;
! Checksum (SHA1)&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | XinuPhone Firmware 1.0 (Binary+Source)&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/download/xinuphone-1.0.tar.gz gzip]&lt;br /&gt;
| 8aa4b4d7ed38c4c641e920905aabfee1a9d2dbc0&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/download/xinuphone-1.0.tar.bz2 bzip2]&lt;br /&gt;
| 6ecfecbb9d9bc399b961d0764923ce609b4c569a&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| XinuPhone Hardware Schematic Rev 2.1 &lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/xinuphone.pdf pdf]&lt;br /&gt;
| a0f07d543f2b85440c31daa7d530066f682a8a5a&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| Embedded Xinu Operating System&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://xinu.mscs.mu.edu/Downloads url]&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Instructional Resources ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Interactive Real-Time Embedded Systems Education Infused with Applied Internet Telephony. Kyle Persohn, Dennis Brylow. COMPSAC 2011: Proceedings of 35th IEEE Computer Software and Applications Conference, pages 199-204, Munich, Germany, July 2011. [http://dx.doi.org/10.1109/COMPSAC.2011.33 link]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://xinu.mscs.mu.edu/Teaching_With_Xinu Teaching With Xinu]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Future Work ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Real-Time Transport Protocol support in Embedded Xinu&lt;br /&gt;
* Analog Telephone Adapter (ATA) interface&lt;br /&gt;
* Simple XinuPhone discovery protocol / address book&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
Some additional resources you may find useful&lt;br /&gt;
==== Microchip ==== &lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/wwwproducts/Devices.aspx?dDocName=en532310 dsPIC33FJ64GP802 Product Home]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/stellent/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&amp;amp;nodeId=1406&amp;amp;dDocName=en019469&amp;amp;part=SW007002  MPLAB IDE]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/stellent/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&amp;amp;nodeId=2660&amp;amp;param=en535144 Audio &amp;amp; Speech Application Libraries]&lt;br /&gt;
==== Standards &amp;amp; RFCs ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.itu.int/net/itu-t/sigdb/genaudio/Pseries.htm ITU-T Test Signals for Telecommunication Systems]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.itu.int/rec/T-REC-G.711/en ITU-T G.711 - Pulse Code Modulation (PCM) of Voice Frequencies]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3550.txt RFC 3550 - RTP: A Transport Protocol for Real-Time Applications]&lt;br /&gt;
==== PCB Fabrication ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.4pcb.com Advanced Circuits]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.cadsoftusa.com/ CadSoft EAGLE Schematic Capture &amp;amp; Board Layout Software]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sparkfun.com/tutorials SparkFun Tutorials]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=XinuPhone&amp;diff=3975</id>
		<title>XinuPhone</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=XinuPhone&amp;diff=3975"/>
		<updated>2012-06-05T23:17:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Downloads */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;XinuPhone is an innovative hardware/software platform for Internet telephony education and research.  In the classroom, XinuPhone promotes hands-on interactive learning that is both cross-discipline and application oriented. As a research tool, XinuPhone is a versatile and open-source platform useful for benchmarking experimental methods against industry standards.  Furthermore, the XinuPhone platform features inexpensive commodity hardware that is easy to assemble making it an idea choice for users on tight budgets and in diverse educational backgrounds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:xinuphone-system.jpg|1000px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How It Works==&lt;br /&gt;
Most of the Embedded Xinu [[List_of_supported_platforms|supported platforms]] do not have the ability to directly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyquist%E2%80%93Shannon_sampling_theorem sample analog signals] or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital-to-analog_converter reconstruct analog waveforms] from digital bitstreams. Likewise, typical digital signal processing (DSP) chips lack Ethernet networking hardware and protocol support. XinuPhone pairs a simple external sampling module with a network-enabled backend running the Embedded Xinu operating system in order to provide both functionalities.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The XinuPhone audio module consists of filters, a digital signal controller (DSC), an audio amplifier, and a serial transceiver. Speech first passes through an analog low-pass anti-aliasing filter before it enters the analog to digital converter (ADC) on the DSC.  The DSC can be programed with a variety of software [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codec CODECs] that compress the sampled audio for efficient transmission across the serial bus. The serial transceiver allows the audio module to interface directly with an RS-232 capable network device, such as a slightly modified Linksys WRT54GL router. The audio module sends serial samples to the network device; then, the Embedded Xinu operating system [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_over_IP VoIP] tools packetize the serial data and send the voice packets to a remote host. On the receiving end, another network device buffers incoming packets and translates the payloads back into a stream of serial data. The external audio module uses the same CODECs to uncompress the serial data back into raw audio samples. Lastly, a digital to analog converter (DAC) on-board the DSC converts the audio samples back to an analog waveform that can be amplified and played back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Hardware ==&lt;br /&gt;
You can build your own XinuPhone with readily available discrete components!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Schematics ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Xinuphone-schematic-page1.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sheet 1 shows the basic DSC core, power supply, crystal oscillator, debug interface, and serial transceiver connections.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Xinuphone-schematic-page2.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sheet 2 illustrates the headphone amplifier, microphone pre-amplifier, and low-pass anti-aliasing filter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Click on the sheet for a higher resolution image or see the downloads below for a PDF rendering. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Design Notes ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Components are specified to EIA E96 standard values for resistors (1% tolerance) and E24 values for capacitors.  &lt;br /&gt;
* For capacitors in the audio path, temperature coefficient X7R, NP0, C0G, or better are recommended.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Downloads ==&lt;br /&gt;
{|cellpadding=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! File&lt;br /&gt;
! Download Link&lt;br /&gt;
! Checksum (SHA1)&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | XinuPhone Firmware 1.0 (Binary+Source)&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/download/xinuphone-1.0.tar.gz gzip]&lt;br /&gt;
| 8aa4b4d7ed38c4c641e920905aabfee1a9d2dbc0&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/download/xinuphone-1.0.tar.bz2 bzip2]&lt;br /&gt;
| 6ecfecbb9d9bc399b961d0764923ce609b4c569a&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| XinuPhone Hardware Schematic Rev 2.1 &lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/xinuphone.pdf pdf]&lt;br /&gt;
| a0f07d543f2b85440c31daa7d530066f682a8a5a&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| Embedded Xinu Operating System&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://xinu.mscs.mu.edu/Downloads url]&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Future Work ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Real-Time Transport Protocol support in Embedded Xinu&lt;br /&gt;
* Analog Telephone Adapter (ATA) interface&lt;br /&gt;
* Simple XinuPhone discovery protocol / address book&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
Some additional resources you may find useful&lt;br /&gt;
==== Microchip ==== &lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/wwwproducts/Devices.aspx?dDocName=en532310 dsPIC33FJ64GP802 Product Home]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/stellent/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&amp;amp;nodeId=1406&amp;amp;dDocName=en019469&amp;amp;part=SW007002  MPLAB IDE]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/stellent/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&amp;amp;nodeId=2660&amp;amp;param=en535144 Audio &amp;amp; Speech Application Libraries]&lt;br /&gt;
==== Standards &amp;amp; RFCs ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.itu.int/net/itu-t/sigdb/genaudio/Pseries.htm ITU-T Test Signals for Telecommunication Systems]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.itu.int/rec/T-REC-G.711/en ITU-T G.711 - Pulse Code Modulation (PCM) of Voice Frequencies]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3550.txt RFC 3550 - RTP: A Transport Protocol for Real-Time Applications]&lt;br /&gt;
==== PCB Fabrication ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.4pcb.com Advanced Circuits]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.cadsoftusa.com/ CadSoft EAGLE Schematic Capture &amp;amp; Board Layout Software]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sparkfun.com/tutorials SparkFun Tutorials]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=XinuPhone&amp;diff=3974</id>
		<title>XinuPhone</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=XinuPhone&amp;diff=3974"/>
		<updated>2012-06-05T23:15:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Downloads */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;XinuPhone is an innovative hardware/software platform for Internet telephony education and research.  In the classroom, XinuPhone promotes hands-on interactive learning that is both cross-discipline and application oriented. As a research tool, XinuPhone is a versatile and open-source platform useful for benchmarking experimental methods against industry standards.  Furthermore, the XinuPhone platform features inexpensive commodity hardware that is easy to assemble making it an idea choice for users on tight budgets and in diverse educational backgrounds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:xinuphone-system.jpg|1000px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How It Works==&lt;br /&gt;
Most of the Embedded Xinu [[List_of_supported_platforms|supported platforms]] do not have the ability to directly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyquist%E2%80%93Shannon_sampling_theorem sample analog signals] or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital-to-analog_converter reconstruct analog waveforms] from digital bitstreams. Likewise, typical digital signal processing (DSP) chips lack Ethernet networking hardware and protocol support. XinuPhone pairs a simple external sampling module with a network-enabled backend running the Embedded Xinu operating system in order to provide both functionalities.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The XinuPhone audio module consists of filters, a digital signal controller (DSC), an audio amplifier, and a serial transceiver. Speech first passes through an analog low-pass anti-aliasing filter before it enters the analog to digital converter (ADC) on the DSC.  The DSC can be programed with a variety of software [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codec CODECs] that compress the sampled audio for efficient transmission across the serial bus. The serial transceiver allows the audio module to interface directly with an RS-232 capable network device, such as a slightly modified Linksys WRT54GL router. The audio module sends serial samples to the network device; then, the Embedded Xinu operating system [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_over_IP VoIP] tools packetize the serial data and send the voice packets to a remote host. On the receiving end, another network device buffers incoming packets and translates the payloads back into a stream of serial data. The external audio module uses the same CODECs to uncompress the serial data back into raw audio samples. Lastly, a digital to analog converter (DAC) on-board the DSC converts the audio samples back to an analog waveform that can be amplified and played back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Hardware ==&lt;br /&gt;
You can build your own XinuPhone with readily available discrete components!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Schematics ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Xinuphone-schematic-page1.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sheet 1 shows the basic DSC core, power supply, crystal oscillator, debug interface, and serial transceiver connections.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Xinuphone-schematic-page2.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sheet 2 illustrates the headphone amplifier, microphone pre-amplifier, and low-pass anti-aliasing filter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Click on the sheet for a higher resolution image or see the downloads below for a PDF rendering. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Design Notes ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Components are specified to EIA E96 standard values for resistors (1% tolerance) and E24 values for capacitors.  &lt;br /&gt;
* For capacitors in the audio path, temperature coefficient X7R, NP0, C0G, or better are recommended.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Downloads ==&lt;br /&gt;
{|cellpadding=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! File&lt;br /&gt;
! Download Link&lt;br /&gt;
! Checksum (SHA1)&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| rowspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | XinuPhone Firmware 1.0 (Binary+Source)&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/download/xinuphone-1.0.tar.gz gzip]&lt;br /&gt;
| 8aa4b4d7ed38c4c641e920905aabfee1a9d2dbc0&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/download/xinuphone-1.0.tar.bz2 bzip2]&lt;br /&gt;
| 6ecfecbb9d9bc399b961d0764923ce609b4c569a&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fdfdfd&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| XinuPhone Hardware Schematic Rev 2.1 &lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/xinuphone.pdf pdf]&lt;br /&gt;
| a0f07d543f2b85440c31daa7d530066f682a8a5a&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Future Work ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Real-Time Transport Protocol support in Embedded Xinu&lt;br /&gt;
* Analog Telephone Adapter (ATA) interface&lt;br /&gt;
* Simple XinuPhone discovery protocol / address book&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
Some additional resources you may find useful&lt;br /&gt;
==== Microchip ==== &lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/wwwproducts/Devices.aspx?dDocName=en532310 dsPIC33FJ64GP802 Product Home]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/stellent/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&amp;amp;nodeId=1406&amp;amp;dDocName=en019469&amp;amp;part=SW007002  MPLAB IDE]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/stellent/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&amp;amp;nodeId=2660&amp;amp;param=en535144 Audio &amp;amp; Speech Application Libraries]&lt;br /&gt;
==== Standards &amp;amp; RFCs ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.itu.int/net/itu-t/sigdb/genaudio/Pseries.htm ITU-T Test Signals for Telecommunication Systems]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.itu.int/rec/T-REC-G.711/en ITU-T G.711 - Pulse Code Modulation (PCM) of Voice Frequencies]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3550.txt RFC 3550 - RTP: A Transport Protocol for Real-Time Applications]&lt;br /&gt;
==== PCB Fabrication ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.4pcb.com Advanced Circuits]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.cadsoftusa.com/ CadSoft EAGLE Schematic Capture &amp;amp; Board Layout Software]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sparkfun.com/tutorials SparkFun Tutorials]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Quotes&amp;diff=3960</id>
		<title>Quotes</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Quotes&amp;diff=3960"/>
		<updated>2012-05-13T20:19:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Spring 2012 */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Spring 2012 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;I almost overslept for my 5:30 class.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Victor agrees.&amp;quot; / VB:  &amp;quot;I concur. I don't agree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;Deadline Sunday. I'm not sure I like the look of the [LaTeX] listings package...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;If you're not spending at least $10 with each visit to the Brew you're not doing it right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP:  [in reference to the lab temperature] &amp;quot;Maybe they haven't figured out feedback controls here yet. I had to bust out my winter coat this morning.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Maybe they're sampling below the Nyquist frequency of the weather.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP:  &amp;quot;We don't water down our Engineering with any of that Pure Math stuff.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;I am really bad at finishing anything ever, ever, ever.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Sucks to be Kate.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MB:  &amp;quot;I don't want anything that Ke$ha produced stuck inside me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* VB:  &amp;quot;I use iPods for toilet paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* NJ:  &amp;quot;I hope the real world isn't like OS.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;He's such a nerd. He wants me to spend my Saturday night playing Magic. God doesn't he know I'm going to be doing homework instead.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* VB:  &amp;quot;Make a slide about me. It can be part of the lab diversity section.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;She even aced my recursion test.&amp;quot; / DB &amp;quot;You had me at she. No, who am I kidding, you had me at recursion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [to KP] &amp;quot;I got really excited thinking that girl was doing a double-take checking me out, but then I realized she was just looking at the robot you're carrying.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MB || Matt Bajzek&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| NJ || Nick Jelen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Spring 2012 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Spring 2012 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;I almost overslept for my 5:30 class.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Victor agrees.&amp;quot; / VB:  &amp;quot;I concur. I don't agree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;Deadline Sunday. I'm not sure I like the look of the [LaTeX] listings package...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;If you're not spending at least $10 with each visit to the Brew you're not doing it right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP:  [in reference to the lab temperature] &amp;quot;Maybe they haven't figured out feedback controls here yet. I had to bust out my winter coat this morning.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Maybe they're sampling below the Nyquist frequency of the weather.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP:  &amp;quot;We don't water down our Engineering with any of that Pure Math stuff.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;I am really bad at finishing anything ever, ever, ever.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Sucks to be Kate.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MB:  &amp;quot;I don't want anything that Ke$ha produced stuck inside me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* VB:  &amp;quot;I use iPods for toilet paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* NJ:  &amp;quot;I hope the real world isn't like OS.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;He's such a nerd. He wants me to spend my Saturday night playing Magic. God doesn't he know I'm going to be doing homework instead.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* VB:  &amp;quot;Make a slide about me. It can be part of the lab diversity section.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [to KP] &amp;quot;I got really excited thinking that girl was doing a double-take checking me out, but then I realized she was just looking at the robot you're carrying.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MB || Matt Bajzek&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| NJ || Nick Jelen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Spring 2012 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Spring 2012 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;I almost overslept for my 5:30 class.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Victor agrees.&amp;quot; / VB:  &amp;quot;I concur. I don't agree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;Deadline Sunday. I'm not sure I like the look of the [LaTeX] listings package...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;If you're not spending at least $10 with each visit to the Brew you're not doing it right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP:  [in reference to the lab temperature] &amp;quot;Maybe they haven't figured out feedback controls here yet. I had to bust out my winter coat this morning.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Maybe they're sampling below the Nyquist frequency of the weather.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP:  &amp;quot;We don't water down our Engineering with any of that Pure Math stuff.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;I am really bad at finishing anything ever, ever, ever.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Sucks to be Kate.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MB:  &amp;quot;I don't want anything that Ke$ha produced stuck inside me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* VB:  &amp;quot;I use iPods for toilet paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* NJ:  &amp;quot;I hope the real world isn't like OS.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;He's such a nerd. He wants me to spend my Saturday night playing Magic. God doesn't he know I'm going to be doing homework instead.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [to KP] &amp;quot;I got really excited thinking that girl was doing a double-take checking me out, but then I realized she was just looking at the robot you're carrying.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MB || Matt Bajzek&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| NJ || Nick Jelen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Spring 2012 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Spring 2012 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;I almost overslept for my 5:30 class.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Victor agrees.&amp;quot; / VB:  &amp;quot;I concur. I don't agree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;Deadline Sunday. I'm not sure I like the look of the [LaTeX] listings package...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;If you're not spending at least $10 with each visit to the Brew you're not doing it right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP:  [in reference to the lab temperature] &amp;quot;Maybe they haven't figured out feedback controls here yet. I had to bust out my winter coat this morning.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Maybe they're sampling below the Nyquist frequency of the weather.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP:  &amp;quot;We don't water down our Engineering with any of that Pure Math stuff.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;I am really bad at finishing anything ever, ever, ever.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Sucks to be Kate.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MB:  &amp;quot;I don't want anything that Ke$ha produced stuck inside me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [to KP] &amp;quot;I got really excited thinking that girl was doing a double-take checking me out, but then I realized she was just looking at the robot you're carrying.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MB || Matt Bajzek&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Abbreviations */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Spring 2012 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;I almost overslept for my 5:30 class.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Victor agrees.&amp;quot; / VB:  &amp;quot;I concur. I don't agree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;Deadline Sunday. I'm not sure I like the look of the [LaTeX] listings package...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;If you're not spending at least $10 with each visit to the Brew you're not doing it right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP:  [in reference to the lab temperature] &amp;quot;Maybe they haven't figured out feedback controls here yet. I had to bust out my winter coat this morning.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Maybe they're sampling below the Nyquist frequency of the weather.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP:  &amp;quot;We don't water down our Engineering with any of that Pure Math stuff.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;I am really bad at finishing anything ever, ever, ever.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Sucks to be Kate.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [to KP] &amp;quot;I got really excited thinking that girl was doing a double-take checking me out, but then I realized she was just looking at the robot you're carrying.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MB || Matt Bajzek&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Spring 2012 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Spring 2012 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;I almost overslept for my 5:30 class.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Victor agrees.&amp;quot; / VB:  &amp;quot;I concur. I don't agree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;Deadline Sunday. I'm not sure I like the look of the [LaTeX] listings package...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;If you're not spending at least $10 with each visit to the Brew you're not doing it right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP:  [in reference to the lab temperature] &amp;quot;Maybe they haven't figured out feedback controls here yet. I had to bust out my winter coat this morning.&amp;quot; / MZ: Maybe they're sampling below the Nyquist frequency of the weather.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [to KP] &amp;quot;I got really excited thinking that girl was doing a double-take checking me out, but then I realized she was just looking at the robot you're carrying.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;== Spring 2012 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;I almost overslept for my 5:30 class.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Victor agrees.&amp;quot; / VB:  &amp;quot;I concur. I don't agree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;Deadline Sunday. I'm not sure I like the look of the [LaTeX] listings package...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;If you're not spending at least $10 with each visit to the Brew you're not doing it right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [to KP] &amp;quot;I got really excited thinking that girl was doing a double-take checking me out, but then I realized she was just looking at the robot you're carrying.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Spring 2012 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Spring 2012 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;I almost overslept for my 5:30 class.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Victor agrees.&amp;quot; / VB:  &amp;quot;I concur. I don't agree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ:  &amp;quot;Deadline Sunday. I'm not sure I like the look of the [LaTeX] listings package...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [to KP] &amp;quot;I got really excited thinking that girl was doing a double-take checking me out, but then I realized she was just looking at the robot you're carrying.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Quotes</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Spring 2012 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Spring 2012 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;I almost overslept for my 5:30 class.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Victor agrees.&amp;quot; / VB:  &amp;quot;I concur. I don't agree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [to KP] &amp;quot;I got really excited thinking that girl was doing a double-take checking me out, but then I realized she was just looking at the robot you're carrying.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Spring 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Spring 2012 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;I almost overslept for my 5:30 class.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [to KP] &amp;quot;I got really excited thinking that girl was doing a double-take checking me out, but then I realized she was just looking at the robot you're carrying.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Fall 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;I almost overslept for my 5:30 class.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [to KP] &amp;quot;I got really excited thinking that girl was doing a double-take checking me out, but then I realized she was just looking at the robot you're carrying.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Fall 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [to KP] &amp;quot;I got really excited thinking that girl was doing a double-take checking me out, but then I realized she was just looking at the robot you're carrying.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Quotes</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Fall 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;It all started with some questions I never answered...&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Hey you've got the first line of your autobiography written!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
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		<title>Quotes</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Fall 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I'm not really sure how young she is.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;You shouldn't say that out loud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Fall 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;His kids are at the age where they're coordinated but not old enough to control themselves.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;So kind of like Mallen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;That was the lame reason I gave you when I thought this argument was going to take ten seconds. I lied.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with these sheets of paper with stack dumps scribbled all over.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;My desk is littered with sheets of paper with packet sequence numbers scribbled all over. ... Mallen's desk is littered with coffee cups from the Brew!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Fall 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I started buying girls socks. Changed my life. ... And now I buy them so people CAN see the cool patterns on the side.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
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		<title>Quotes</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Fall 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: We were solving PDEs; it was cool.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;Should I feel dumb for writing a function that takes ten parameters? Is there some rule against that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Fall 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Present Adam *really* hates Past Adam right now... but not as much as Present Adam doesn't care about Future Adam.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Quotes</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Fall 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM [sneezes]: &amp;quot;Where is your napkin stash?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Why don't you just use your handkerchief?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;It's a bandanna. And I don't like to sneeze into my accessories, Kyle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Whoa new whiteboard! Goal-oriented Wednesday--we're going to get so much done today. We're going to hang it, and write stuff on it... and that's it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
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		<title>Quotes</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Fall 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;Watch out! Kyle drank a Red Bull and now he's in OCD cleaning mode.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Fall 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [bar erupts in commotion at Brewers' final score] MZ: [singing Avril Lavigne karaoke] Chill out, what you yellin' for...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Quotes</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Fall 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Fall 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* PS:  &amp;quot;I don't know how I would feel if people thought I was a robot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM:  &amp;quot;You know how you know your program is working?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No, how?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;The ENTIRE matrix is filled with NaN.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Summer 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Wait, what? You said something about lunch and I got excited because I can afford it today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=XinuPhone&amp;diff=3907</id>
		<title>XinuPhone</title>
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		<updated>2011-07-12T23:07:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;XinuPhone is an innovative hardware/software platform for Internet telephony education and research.  In the classroom, XinuPhone promotes hands-on interactive learning that is both cross-discipline and application oriented. As a research tool, XinuPhone is a versatile and open-source platform useful for benchmarking experimental methods against industry standards.  Furthermore, the XinuPhone platform features inexpensive commodity hardware that is easy to assemble making it an idea choice for users on tight budgets and in diverse educational backgrounds.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:xinuphone-system.jpg|1000px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How It Works==&lt;br /&gt;
Most of the Embedded Xinu [[List_of_supported_platforms|supported platforms]] do not have the ability to directly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyquist%E2%80%93Shannon_sampling_theorem sample analog signals] or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital-to-analog_converter reconstruct analog waveforms] from digital bitstreams. Likewise, typical digital signal processing (DSP) chips lack Ethernet networking hardware and protocol support. XinuPhone pairs a simple external sampling module with a network-enabled backend running the Embedded Xinu operating system in order to provide both functionalities.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The XinuPhone audio module consists of filters, a digital signal controller (DSC), an audio amplifier, and a serial transceiver. Speech first passes through an analog low-pass anti-aliasing filter before it enters the analog to digital converter (ADC) on the DSC.  The DSC can be programed with a variety of software [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codec CODECs] that compress the sampled audio for efficient transmission across the serial bus. The serial transceiver allows the audio module to interface directly with an RS-232 capable network device, such as a slightly modified Linksys WRT54GL router. The audio module sends serial samples to the network device; then, the Embedded Xinu operating system [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_over_IP VoIP] tools packetize the serial data and send the voice packets to a remote host. On the receiving end, another network device buffers incoming packets and translates the payloads back into a stream of serial data. The external audio module uses the same CODECs to uncompress the serial data back into raw audio samples. Lastly, a digital to analog converter (DAC) on-board the DSC converts the audio samples back to an analog waveform that can be amplified and played back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Hardware ==&lt;br /&gt;
You can build your own XinuPhone with readily available discrete components!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Schematics ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Xinuphone-schematic-page1.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sheet 1 shows the basic DSC core, power supply, crystal oscillator, debug interface, and serial transceiver connections.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Xinuphone-schematic-page2.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sheet 2 illustrates the headphone amplifier, microphone pre-amplifier, and low-pass anti-aliasing filter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Click on the sheet for a higher resolution image or see the downloads below for a PDF rendering. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Design Notes ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Components are specified to EIA E96 standard values for resistors (1% tolerance) and E24 values for capacitors.  &lt;br /&gt;
* For capacitors in the audio path, temperature coefficient X7R, NP0, C0G, or better are recommended.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Downloads ==&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/download/xinuphone-1.0.tar.gz gzip]&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/download/xinuphone-1.0.tar.bz2 bzip2]&lt;br /&gt;
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| XinuPhone Hardware Schematic Rev 2.1 &lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; | [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/xinuphone.pdf pdf]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
== Future Work ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Real-Time Transport Protocol support in Embedded Xinu&lt;br /&gt;
* Analog Telephone Adapter (ATA) interface&lt;br /&gt;
* Simple XinuPhone discovery protocol / address book&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
Some additional resources you may find useful&lt;br /&gt;
==== Microchip ==== &lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/wwwproducts/Devices.aspx?dDocName=en532310 dsPIC33FJ64GP802 Product Home]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/stellent/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&amp;amp;nodeId=1406&amp;amp;dDocName=en019469&amp;amp;part=SW007002  MPLAB IDE]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/stellent/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&amp;amp;nodeId=2660&amp;amp;param=en535144 Audio &amp;amp; Speech Application Libraries]&lt;br /&gt;
==== Standards &amp;amp; RFCs ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.itu.int/net/itu-t/sigdb/genaudio/Pseries.htm ITU-T Test Signals for Telecommunication Systems]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.itu.int/rec/T-REC-G.711/en ITU-T G.711 - Pulse Code Modulation (PCM) of Voice Frequencies]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3550.txt RFC 3550 - RTP: A Transport Protocol for Real-Time Applications]&lt;br /&gt;
==== PCB Fabrication ====&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.4pcb.com Advanced Circuits]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.cadsoftusa.com/ CadSoft EAGLE Schematic Capture &amp;amp; Board Layout Software]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sparkfun.com/tutorials SparkFun Tutorials]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>XinuPhone</title>
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		<updated>2011-07-12T22:55:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Hardware */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;XinuPhone is an innovative hardware/software platform for Internet telephony education and research.  In the classroom, XinuPhone promotes hands-on interactive learning that is both cross-discipline and application oriented. As a research tool, XinuPhone is a versatile and open-source platform useful for benchmarking experimental methods against industry standards.  Furthermore, the XinuPhone platform features inexpensive commodity hardware that is easy to assemble making it an idea choice for users on tight budgets and in diverse educational backgrounds.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:xinuphone-system.jpg|1000px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How It Works==&lt;br /&gt;
Most of the Embedded Xinu [[List_of_supported_platforms|supported platforms]] do not have the ability to directly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyquist%E2%80%93Shannon_sampling_theorem sample analog signals] or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital-to-analog_converter reconstruct analog waveforms] from digital bitstreams. Likewise, typical digital signal processing (DSP) chips lack Ethernet networking hardware and protocol support. XinuPhone pairs a simple external sampling module with a network-enabled backend running the Embedded Xinu operating system in order to provide both functionalities.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The XinuPhone audio module consists of filters, a digital signal controller (DSC), an audio amplifier, and a serial transceiver. Speech first passes through an analog low-pass anti-aliasing filter before it enters the analog to digital converter (ADC) on the DSC.  The DSC can be programed with a variety of software [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codec CODECs] that compress the sampled audio for efficient transmission across the serial bus. The serial transceiver allows the audio module to interface directly with an RS-232 capable network device, such as a slightly modified Linksys WRT54GL router. The audio module sends serial samples to the network device; then, the Embedded Xinu operating system [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_over_IP VoIP] tools packetize the serial data and send the voice packets to a remote host. On the receiving end, another network device buffers incoming packets and translates the payloads back into a stream of serial data. The external audio module uses the same CODECs to uncompress the serial data back into raw audio samples. Lastly, a digital to analog converter (DAC) on-board the DSC converts the audio samples back to an analog waveform that can be amplified and played back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Hardware ==&lt;br /&gt;
You can build your own XinuPhone with readily available discrete components!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Schematics ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Xinuphone-schematic-page1.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sheet 1 shows the basic DSC core, power supply, crystal oscillator, debug interface, and serial transceiver connections.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Xinuphone-schematic-page2.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sheet 2 illustrates the headphone amplifier, microphone pre-amplifier, and low-pass anti-aliasing filter.&lt;br /&gt;
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Click on the sheet for a higher resolution image or see the downloads below for a PDF rendering. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Design Notes ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Components are specified to EIA E96 standard values for resistors (1% tolerance) and E24 values for capacitors.  &lt;br /&gt;
* For capacitors in the audio path, temperature coefficient X7R, NP0, C0G, or better are recommended.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Software==&lt;br /&gt;
The audio module firmware is developed in Microchip's freely available MPLAB integrated development environment (shown below). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:xinuphone-mplab.png|600px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The source for various components is available [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~kpersohn/xinuphone/xinuphone-0.9-src.tar.gz here]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The networking code is integrated into the Embedded Xinu operating system is packaged in with the general release available [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~brylow/xinu/ here].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Getting Started==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Future Work==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
====Microchip==== &lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/wwwproducts/Devices.aspx?dDocName=en532310 dsPIC33FJ64GP802 Product Home]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/stellent/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&amp;amp;nodeId=1406&amp;amp;dDocName=en019469&amp;amp;part=SW007002  MPLAB IDE]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.microchip.com/stellent/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&amp;amp;nodeId=2660&amp;amp;param=en535144 Audio &amp;amp; Speech Application Libraries]&lt;br /&gt;
====Standards &amp;amp; RFCs====&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.itu.int/net/itu-t/sigdb/genaudio/Pseries.htm ITU-T Test Signals for Telecommunication Systems]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.itu.int/rec/T-REC-G.711/en ITU-T G.711 - Pulse Code Modulation (PCM) of Voice Frequencies]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3550.txt RFC 3550 - RTP: A Transport Protocol for Real-Time Applications]&lt;br /&gt;
====PCB Fabrication====&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.4pcb.com Advanced Circuits]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.cadsoftusa.com/ CadSoft EAGLE Schematic Capture &amp;amp; Board Layout Software]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sparkfun.com/tutorials SparkFun Tutorials]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Quotes</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Summer 2011 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Summer 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;We'll see how much I get done today. I'm easing myself into summer research mode, OK? I showed up. That's a start.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;We need to get a third one on our little braniac team that's good at focusing on things.  Then we could get some really cool stuff done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KS: [referring to car battery in lab] &amp;quot;So... you trying to run Xinu on this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You know what's weird? Some people were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / MZ: &amp;quot;Annie's little brothers were born after 1990.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;My girlfriend was born after 1990.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;1992.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PS: &amp;quot;You mean you don't like watching me watching you sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Dump her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What if the rebooter starts on fire?&amp;quot; / MB: &amp;quot;I guess that would cause it to fail&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;In Soviet Russia, GNOME 3 Shell workflows YOU!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2011 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I don't have a week; I have like five plus two days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* OS Kid: &amp;quot;Wow, my whole program is a 'while' loop.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Welcome to embedded systems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [referring to oscope signal] &amp;quot;Well, the basic concept is there.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, maybe if you want to make a human to demon translator.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to go as far to say it's killing two birds with one stone.  It's more like you throw a handful of stones and take out a whole field of birds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm really sick. I have the super flu or something.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Super Flu? ... Sounds like a movie Dr. Brylow would own.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;married.c:1:20: error: social.h: No such file or directory&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I actually wrote vim back in the 60's.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;You're the worst computational sciences major ever. You hate computers and you hate numbers.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Right. Research is like a battle between me and this machine. I try to make it surrender information. Epic struggle between good and evil.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So you see the limitations of Google because you're looking for an answer to a very specific question in a domain that is not widely searched.&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Yahoo then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Psychology and sociology are just the study of how irrational girls think that don't understand logic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Leave your gun and knife collection at home... even though we ''are'' going to Texas.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: [pouring liquid coffee into trash] &amp;quot;There's got to be something absorbant in there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;So look at this...this is probably what's been going wrong for months. Whoaaah, but why???&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If you take all those words I just said and add or subtract a couple it's right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's the most fun I have ever had by myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I'm getting turned on even and I hate Pokemon!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AW: &amp;quot;This place is infested with Adams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [playing Angry Birds] PHYYYYYSSSSSICSSS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam is 'theoretically' good at what he does&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you realize that if a girl has a boyfriend you're competing with just one man, but when she's single you're competing with every man?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm trying to quit caffeine.  I think I had a heart attack this morning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [in regards to running Xinu on a roomba] &amp;quot;I believe the O/S students would say, 'Xinu doesn't need to suck any more than it already does.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;If there's a ghetto solution to something, it's in this lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Iced tea is too iced tea-y, and lemonade is too lemonade-y&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [Dr. Brylow enters the lab] MK: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / SG: &amp;quot;Dibs!&amp;quot; / RB: &amp;quot;You can't dibs Dr. Brylow, he's a people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [In reference to the thermostat] &amp;quot;Stand back; I'm about to engineer this thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Type make, and it compiles... with errors, because it's _____'s code.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;You can't just type like string something in C?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;God, who the hell uses C anyway?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Uh... everyone in this laboratory?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Hmm. Should I call DPS and make them let me into my office?&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;Start a fire! That will make them come over here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;How come CTRL+A doesn't select everything? [on Nekros] ... Oh wait, I'm using the keyboard on my laptop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Why are you treating me like a hooker?&amp;quot; ... &amp;quot;Whooo all these singles, strip club tonight boys!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [referring to the new lockers] &amp;quot;They're probably the most secure thing on the Windows side of the lab.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [when KP's scp failed] Ashley: Mawdryn and Nyssa are out shopping. Nekros is there too.&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This entire sentence reads like it was outsourced to India.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Steve makes my heart skip a beat.&amp;quot; / VB: &amp;quot;I feel the same way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Drinking by yourself is way more fun than drinking with other people. ... I don't get a lot of alone time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Victor plays dancing video games all the time; that doesn't necessarily mean he knows how to dance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;No, he'll probably just wait around in his person... drawn... carriage...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;You mean a rickshaw?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ahhhhh, stupid quotes page! I haven't been working for like ten minutes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I don't know if I really want to let girls play with my gun.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I love LaTeX; it's like a mystery. Every time you compile, you never know what you're going to get.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: [to the tune by Cutting Crew] &amp;quot;I ... just compiled in your arms tonight. Must have been somethin' you typed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;My numbers are a little off...&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Just blame it on numeric instability and move on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MZ: &amp;quot;I can't believe we didn't notice that k*sin(x) before. Where do you get your springs Yaz? Does McMaster have like a weird section?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;I'm going to have to side with PartyAdam on this one.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [in reference to an argument that spurred about whether quotes should go at the top or the bottom of each section] &amp;quot;I'm going to have to agree with RA Kyle on this one.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;And you know how much it pains him to say that so it must be true.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;Tron in 3D would be better than a trip to Disney World.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's more confusing when I get it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [In reference to WRT160NL routers] &amp;quot;This isn't like the other children. It's something different.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Krenz: &amp;quot;There's light at the end of the tunnel and it's not a train.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I'm so confused by this new ls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Do I need to sacrifice goat entrails to the new Fedora 13 for you to be happy with it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Does anyone here know Perl.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;It is an abomination.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Commit message] &amp;quot;fixed first bug after the last bug&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- * AK: &amp;quot;killall batch grading... killall xterm... &amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;killall students...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just add like three more zeros to it. Screw it.  ... Okay maybe three zeros was a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Why can't the phone work like this.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Because the phone is not a stepper motor.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;Can I write a thesis on M&amp;amp;M dispensing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Can we just set it back to Fedora 1 and leave it there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;How long could it take to write an essay for your diet coke of a thesis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I can't believe I ran into a f*cking pole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* SG: &amp;quot;I expected more blinking and less doing nothing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Have you ever had Pita Bros?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;No, where's that?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;It's the hybrid electric cart that parks by campus selling food.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Oh, no don't eat there that's a good way to get botulism.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Who castrated the ARP command?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;If the Ethernet device is a fire hose and the serial device is a garden hose, where should the excess water go?&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;The pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;We need to break a router so we have a reason to use the debricker.&amp;quot; / KP: &amp;quot;There's a whole pile of reasons right over there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: [shakes head] / KT: &amp;quot;Have I failed in some way?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KP: &amp;quot;Let's boot this b*tch!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2010 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Babies are like larvae that evolve into people.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: &amp;quot;I use tilde all the time.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Maybe a little too much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KT: [after using a configure script that accidentally made a directory named ~] &amp;quot;I was trying to remove the ~ directory. I tried ''rm -r ~'' and the system complained about files in use. I thought that was weird, so I used the ''-f'' force option [resulting in ''rm -rf ~'']. When I tried to use ''make'', it said file not found and that is when I realized I deleted my home directory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;What does that mean?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;You can't eat Catholics on Friday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;These little details are like sorting your M&amp;amp;Ms by color before you eat them.&amp;quot; / ZL [who is color deficient]: &amp;quot;I always do that. It's good practice.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Bad example.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you fail [the GRE] every time, that's a hint.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: [Talking about the sound coming from the VoIP speakers] &amp;quot;That's a new one. I like it. You could almost dance to it.&amp;quot; / AK: &amp;quot;Really quickly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Do you live here [in the lab]?&amp;quot; / DS: &amp;quot;If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You make a good point.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;When does grad school get fun?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;When you are done, and you look back on it fondly, and you have a high paying doctoral job.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;It's Friday. Who am I kidding?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MK: &amp;quot;I'm going to be using this [red pen] all semester. It will be a good investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* FH: &amp;quot;Not that it's my thing, but there is no alcohol allowed, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [After setting a bag of candy on the table] &amp;quot;Marquette Dental School appreciates your business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Thesis first!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: [While working with MATLAB] &amp;quot;FAIL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;...or we could throw it off the balcony.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I have a plan to test that. It requires three computers.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;I like it already.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why is this not working?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Morbius is not promiscuous enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Isn't holy water hard to come by?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Speaking about AM's meeting with CS] &amp;quot;We also don't recognize [Struble] as a valid commitment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Don't just sit there and gloat at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Jokes don't really work right now.  Sorry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Ruining my body with one substance is enough.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I need someone to hold my hand when I go get a haircut.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Everyone sounds lame when they post on girls' walls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I'm in Cudahy. I work here and live here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Adam counts as -1.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;Only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It sounds like crap but it corresponds.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I will be the supportive advisor this evening.&amp;quot; / MS: [Sarcastically] &amp;quot;What a change.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;In dangerous situations, that's when it's best to drink&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Yeah.  We played Wii bowling. And I learned how to play Magic.&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Ohh noo. It's like supervoc being taking over by the mad man.  Once SV7 is gone its all downhill.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DM: &amp;quot;Iran. Iraq. IRAW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You can only flash something once.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;Clearly, because you get arrested after that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I was rushing because I needed to be here by 3pm today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;He just put a hack on top of a hack on top of a hack.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;You don't have a network stack, you have a network hack.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;You have a network pile.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Someone wrote on our table.&amp;quot; / Anonymous: &amp;quot;Kill them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Talking about hair] &amp;quot;That's not a matter of personal preference; that's correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;There would be so many good quotes if we allowed f-words.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking to DB's friends] &amp;quot;You might want to bring your own videos.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;Oh no.  It works consistently.  It gets my hopes up only to shatter them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;It's good. But..&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;But, It looks like I cheated. ... You got to cheat sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DH: &amp;quot;Why would I doubt you, you are a student whose life depends on following the rules, I am only Director of a program which is supposed to enforce the rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Yeah. I'm pretty much done. I'm wasted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I fear ugliness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Chicks dig werewolves.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Computers should never take this long to do something unless its awesome.&amp;quot; / GV: &amp;quot;Did you press the turbo button?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: [To AM] &amp;quot;You're going to make some freaky girl very happy someday.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;It looked like you were conducting an orchestra.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Well, I was composing an email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* RB: &amp;quot;I feel like I am using beta every time I log into Windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Get it done.  Testing is not important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;What's wrong with you people?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;The thing is, when I do say something offensive, it's very good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;The sooner I get kicked out of the lab, the sooner I can start drinking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Commit message] &amp;quot;Updated the Xinu banner for version 2.0. We can release now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2009 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me in charge of something that affects another human being?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Sleep sounds amazing right now.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Oh my god...does it ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I'm all about making fun of people while they're in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The Internet is a vast wasteland of sewage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I won't say it's fixed, but I have now intervened on your behalf.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Girlfriend: &amp;quot;Darn. I am taking on Brylow traits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You can think of them as ornaments hung on a syntax tree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;purged Tim from nvram&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;If you want some sort of base for how sick I still feel just insert a burst of coughing after each sentence while reading this email.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;The rat gets nothing!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;My brain operates at 10,000 Gemberflops per second.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion.  I'm just saying its Adolph's opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;He's celebrating the month of feasting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;There's a special travel dispensation for pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* CS: &amp;quot;I'm not very quotable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh, it's travelling up in my butt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;I shut off Slayer while we are gone.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;I'm sure Mawdryn will turn itself off, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;My room mate never plays with me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I just made a mess on the seat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I don't need a haircut - I am representing myself at this conference.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: [Referring to high performance gum] &amp;quot;It is just like high performance computing: it's really really good for a really really short period of time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [Speaking to Brylow]  &amp;quot;We just got out of Cracker Barrel and you are already eating pretzels.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh my God - Dinosaur World.  We are skipping SIGCSE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, my life is a joke sometimes.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;One of these days I'll get English right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Presenter at SIGCSE 2009: &amp;quot;I mean, it's kind of fun to trash your operating system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I like to let my hair air-dry. It poofs better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I would not want Tim on my team for a game of telephone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;They're not pretzel rods, they're fuel rods.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;But that's non-linear board usage.  I never do that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;There's a lot more TODOs where those came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [Said to an almost empty lab] &amp;quot;Aren't I paying a bunch of students to work for me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Aww we all got laser pointers!  This is gonna rule!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;I thought I fixed everything doing nothing. It happens so many times.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [A discussion on going to the bar in a lab of all guys] / AG: &amp;quot;We're probably not as good looking as Victoria.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;Yeah, and she has a boyfriend...but none of you have boyfriends.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Just for funsies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: [As AM points a laser pointer at TB] &amp;quot;I feel like I'm being sniped.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ryan Feil: [Speaking in the lab of an operating systems assignment] &amp;quot;Shouldn't there be more people here scrambling to get this done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [As DB writes &amp;quot;IP Stack&amp;quot; on the board] &amp;quot;Ha ha. He pees stack. IP urine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Really all we have right now are questions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [On a sheet of paper hidden among AM's homework] &amp;quot;#6. Thm: Adam sucks! Ha ha. / Pf: trivial.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;I should just source control my...everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;English is not sufficient for teaching compilers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;That's it. It's 100 percent done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;We were 100 percent done. We just need to get more speed-up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;So, Tim, when you are 30, will you say your life is 100 percent done?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;make tim: now compiling nonsense.c&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Oh, here we go: proof by rant.  That's a new one.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Do you really want me representing this school.&amp;quot; / DB: [Out of context] &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;If I leave the lab, I feel like I'm leaving civilization behind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: [Browsing through Mike's wedding gift registry] &amp;quot;Xinu only has 50 threads.  The sheets Mike wants have 410, but they don't have memory protection.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Oh good Brylow left.  Now I can leave.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: [First commit message] &amp;quot;modified some ifthenelse stuff to look a little more like class&amp;quot; / [Second commit message] &amp;quot;removed the code I added to ifthenelse, it made no sense and didn't compile&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: [To a prospective student touring the System's Lab] &amp;quot;Ignore the rat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Discussing DB's tests] &amp;quot;Why would you study for his test? You are either screwed or not screwed...it's fairly binary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Left a message for AG] &amp;quot;I hax0rd your boxor!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Oh look.  She dumped me on Facebook.  Awesome!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Don't stroke the yeast colony.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Speaking of his yeast colony] &amp;quot;It's free!&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Don't release it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;If I just get really offensive and harsh with what I say then I won't get quoted any more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Alright, I'm going home.  See you in the morning.&amp;quot; / ZL: &amp;quot;The morning.  Really?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Well no.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: [Anticipating DB's response to new advisees] &amp;quot;You want to be my advisee.  Kiss the clock.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;It is much more important to see me being reamed up the ass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JA: [Discussing potential names of Dan Mahoney's future son] &amp;quot;Name him your last name backwards so he can be a palindrome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Big setup no follow through.&amp;quot; / AG: &amp;quot;I'm all about that.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;That's not an algorithm; that's a sweatshop.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Lyndsie: &amp;quot;High school cheer leading is even on ESPN.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;That is really sweet!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I always assume that everyone in the world is just listening to me to talk. I also assume that people just follow me around just to listen to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Every time Tim opens his mouth to say something about the poster, you just close your eyes and pray.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;This will all work out right? Induction through hand-waving.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Except it's like fake adoption, where it turns out the child is actually yours.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;If you're concerned about that you're probably in the wrong major, because we're going to build skynet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So we are selling you to indentured servitude now?&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I hope so, then I get free passage to the new world.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Why do you work here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;I have three desks worth of space just taken up with garbage and shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Anonymous: &amp;quot;You know, pretty soon that relationship will be 100% done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fall 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MN: [Talking about the large rubber rat] &amp;quot;I don't get paid enough to have this thing look at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Now that grading's done, I deserve a pretzel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I haven't even started, and I already feel defeated.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Welcome to graduate school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 793: Transmission Control Protocol'': &amp;quot;When the original SYN (pun intended) finally arrives at line 6, the synchronization proceeds normally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;If I think more than 30 seconds into my own future I start to panic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AM: &amp;quot;Once again, I've solved the problem, but the computer has failed to see my genius.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;It takes many years of sucky teaching to learn how to teach well.  You have to start sucking somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;When you get the packet it is all going to be out of order.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;I was going to ask you what they stood for, but I knew the answer was: 'Get the hell out of my office Mike.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You have the plague now too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;It was like Tim's brain on a piece of paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;His abstract was words in a paint can and all he did was throw it on a poster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* TB: &amp;quot;Yeah, how did we get sidetracked.&amp;quot; / AM: &amp;quot;I started talking.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Now US-41 through Terre Haute, that's the corridor of hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Zachary's Sister: [Upon visiting the Systems Lab] &amp;quot;It's like having six zacs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Summer 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* linux-2.6.25.9/lib/iomap.c: Ugly macros are a way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
* ../net/tcp/tcpTimer.c:101: error: ‘rum’ undeclared (first use in this function)&lt;br /&gt;
* BH: &amp;quot;Vim has a learning curve.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;No, it's a line.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;[re: Firefox Plushie] Wow, that look more like a raccoon to me.  And wouldn't that just make people position Linux Tux and Firefox Fux is various explicit positions?   Or is that just me?&amp;quot; / DB: &amp;quot;Yes, Michael.  It is just you.  And I don't think the Firefox mascot's proper name is 'Fux.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm laughing because my nose itches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not going to start my own business. For a business to work, the owner has to care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;''Broken Beyond Syntax'', that's going to be the title of my autobiography.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Spring 2008 ==&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[online review of sushi place in Portland with Aaron] Sit in the lounge. The red chairs are very comfortable. The food was really good too. Had some chicken dish, don't remember what it was called.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;Yeah, that's just fool complicated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;Do you use text messaging?&amp;quot; / JP: &amp;quot;What's that?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;I feel like doing something.  What should I do?&amp;quot; / PH: &amp;quot;Go home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Any questions?  What else have I forgotten to tell you?&amp;quot; (email to lab) / Response: &amp;quot;The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* PH: &amp;quot;I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ZL: &amp;quot;Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* George Corliss: &amp;quot;Verbose.  Minus 5.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Steve Merrill: &amp;quot;Publish!  Publish!  Publish!&amp;quot; (walking down the hall past junior faculty offices)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I am just participating cause I'm standing here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;New commands are silly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AG: &amp;quot;You know scheme.  I know scheme.  We all scheme for ice cream.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* MS: &amp;quot;Subtract two.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...because I said so.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;...alright...&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;...and then when that doesn't work subtract four.  But two should work.&amp;quot; / MN: &amp;quot;Two didn't work.&amp;quot; / MS: &amp;quot;Damnit!  Subtract four.&amp;quot; (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;This is so unfair to us petty criminals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;We'll all be getting eye transplants soon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;''I'' am somehow derived from C.&amp;quot; (on the ubiquity of the C programming language)&lt;br /&gt;
* JP: &amp;quot;First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* AK: &amp;quot;[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;Java has corrupted you all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* KJ: &amp;quot;There are some fonts that ''really'' spread out a paper.&amp;quot; (discussing parameters for COSC 198 term paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* DB: &amp;quot;You're telling me to put in less work.  I'm not going to argue with you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.'': &amp;quot;When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* ''RFC 826: An Ethernet Address Resolution Protocol'': &amp;quot;The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XINU Pith ==&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Cometh.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returneth.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Calls.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Returns.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Creates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Reschedules.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Saves and Restores.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Preempts.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Waits.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocates.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Deallocates Away.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Tastes Great.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Has Less Filling.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Runs FOREVER.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Eschews Obfuscation.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Does Not Do Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.&lt;br /&gt;
* He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Shall Run Again.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Is Not UNIX.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU.  It's What's For Dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
* No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...&lt;br /&gt;
* See XINU.  See XINU Run.  Run XINU Run.&lt;br /&gt;
* XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abbreviations ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Abbreviation''' &amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp; || '''Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AG || Aaron Gember&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AK || Adam Koehler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AM || Adam Mallen&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| AW || Adam Welc&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| BH || Brandon Hahn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| CS || Craig Struble&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DB || Dennis (or Dr.) Brylow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DH || Doug Harris&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DM || Dan Mahoney&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| DS || Devin Sigulinsky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| FH || Fran Hurtado&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| GV || Gabe Van Eyck&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JP || Justin Picotte&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JA || Joe Pintozzi&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KJ || Kyle Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KP || Kyle Persohn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KS || Karl Stamm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| KT || Kyle Thurow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MK || Matthias Kohler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MN || Matt Netkow&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MS || Michael Schultz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| MZ || Michael Ziwisky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PH || Paul Hinze&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| PS || Paul Spillane&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SG || Steven Gago&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| TB || Tim Blattner&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| VB || Victor Blas&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| ZL || Zachary Lund&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Flashing_firmware&amp;diff=3898</id>
		<title>Flashing firmware</title>
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		<updated>2011-06-21T21:19:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: Created page with 'Normally, we dynamically load Xinu from an elf image over the network. In some cases, you may want your kernel to persist when ...'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Normally, we [[HOWTO:Deploy_Xinu#Booting XINU on your Backend|dynamically load Xinu]] from an elf image over the network. In some cases, you may want your kernel to persist when you power-cycle the platform.  For this, we write the kernel to flash memory instead of just loading the kernel into RAM at boot time. You may also want to replace the default firmware with another version of embedded Linux or perhaps restore the factory firmware should your router become corrupted somehow. Below we detail a variety of methods which should accomplish any of the aforementioned tasks.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Kernel Image Formats =&lt;br /&gt;
You will commonly see firmware images intended for flashing in two formats: BIN and TRX.  For the precise differences, see this [http://wiki.openwrt.org/doc/techref/header OpenWrt article] and our [[TRX header]] page. Essentially, a TRX header provides the loader with some basic layout information and the BIN format extends this by adding some platform specific tags. Some of the flashing mechanisms check for the BIN information so you don't accidentally flash a kernel that won't run on a platform it wasn't designed for.  In these cases, you want to find a BIN image specific to your platform.  Otherwise, some methods trust you to pick the correct TRX image and don't require the extra header. When using these methods, do ensure your kernel is compatible before proceeding. &lt;br /&gt;
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= Web GUI = &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Linksys Factory Firmware ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== dd-wrt ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== OpenWrt ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= TFTP = &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== CFE Tricks ==&lt;br /&gt;
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= Bootloader with TFTP =&lt;br /&gt;
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== CFE ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== U-Boot ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Linux MTD = &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Xinu = &lt;br /&gt;
TODO: Figure out if this works now that we are confident we can revive routers. Intel style flash only???&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=3897</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
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		<updated>2011-06-21T20:49:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Embedded Xinu is an ongoing research and implementation project in the area of Operating Systems and Embedded Systems.  Its goal is to port the [[Xinu|Xinu Operating System]] to the embedded MIPS platform.  The current release supports Linksys WRT54GL and WRT160NL routers, as well as the Qemu virtual machine.  While this project is still in progress, our laboratory environment and curriculum materials are already in use for courses in Operating Systems, Hardware Systems, Embedded Systems, Networking and Compilers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Embedded Xinu project was conceived and is supervised by [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~brylow/ Dr. Dennis Brylow] and is being conducted by both graduate and undergraduate students in the [[Systems Laboratory]] in the [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/ Math, Statistics, &amp;amp; Computer Science] department of [http://www.mu.edu/ Marquette University] in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.  The first major phase of work on Embedded Xinu began in the Summer of 2006.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Our project partners include [http://www.cse.buffalo.edu/~bina/ Dr. Bina Ramamurthy] at University of Buffalo (with whom we shared an [http://www.nsf.gov/pubs/2009/nsf09529/nsf09529.html NSF CCLI] grant), [http://cs.olemiss.edu/~ruth/wiki/doku.php Dr. Paul Ruth] at University of Mississippi, and [http://www.cs.purdue.edu/people/comer Dr. Doug Comer] (father of Xinu) at Purdue University.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Teaching With Embedded Xinu ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Join us for the [http://www.cs.olemiss.edu/acmse2010/pdf/xinu.pdf Teaching With Embedded Xinu Workshop] at [http://www.cs.olemiss.edu/acmse2010/Home.htm ACMSE 2010] in Oxford, Mississippi (Ole Miss campus) April 15.  This workshop will share ready-made curriculum resources that have been used successfully to teach hardware systems, operating systems, realtime/embedded systems, networking, and compilers with the Embedded Xinu platform at several colleges/universities. Commodity wireless router hardware or equivalent virtual machines, combined with freely-available software and tools, make for a powerful and flexible learning platform without having to fake any components. Come see what Nexos has to offer for your program.&lt;br /&gt;
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* For curriculum guidance on adopting or adapting Embedded Xinu for undergraduate coursework, see [[Teaching With Xinu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Building an Embedded Xinu Laboratory ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In this section we are developing instructions so that other groups can benefit from the work we are doing.  These guides can be followed more or less in order to create a relatively inexpensive platform for a custom operating system.  As our work develops further, there will be more Xinu-specific information.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# Obtain a [[List of supported platforms|supported platform]].&lt;br /&gt;
# [[HOWTO:Modify the Linksys hardware|Modify the Linksys hardware]] or [[HOWTO:Modify the ASUS hardware|Modify the ASUS hardware]]&lt;br /&gt;
# [[HOWTO:Connect to a modified router|Connect to a modified router]]&lt;br /&gt;
# [[HOWTO:Build Xinu|Build Xinu]]&lt;br /&gt;
# [[HOWTO:Deploy Xinu|Deploy Xinu]]&lt;br /&gt;
# (Optional) [[HOWTO:Build Backend Pool|Build a pool of backends]]&lt;br /&gt;
# (Recommended) [[HOWTO:Backup your router|Backup your router's factory configuration]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Other Embedded Xinu Information ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MIPS [[processor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Main [[memory]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exception and Interrupt Handling]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[UART driver]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[TTY driver]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Switch driver]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Networking]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Flash memory]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Flashing firmware]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[EJTAG|Enhanced Joint Test Action Group]] debugger&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Standard library]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[XinuPhone]] Internet telephony&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Router Recovery]] aka &amp;quot;Debricking&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;The Xinu Lab is brought to you in part by [[XMMS|M&amp;amp;M's]].&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Router_Recovery&amp;diff=3896</id>
		<title>Router Recovery</title>
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		<updated>2011-06-21T18:01:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;So you've created yourself an expensive paperweight...&lt;br /&gt;
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Not to worry! If you aren't breaking things, then chances are you aren't making hardcore progress. This page serves as a knowledge pool for methods to revive routers that are corrupted or otherwise considered non-functional. The information below is mostly specific to the [[WRT54GL]] as it is our most popular and well understood platform at this time. The process is somewhat similar for other models/platforms; however, some of the utilities are limited to specific platforms and commands vary slightly between bootloaders (ex. [[http://sourceforge.net/projects/u-boot/ U-Boot]] vs [[CFE]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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Sometimes the router won't boot because of a corrupted NVRAM variable and a simple factory reset will resolve the problem.  Chances are if you've sought out this page you are in much deeper and probably need a more serious TFTP or [[EJTAG|JTAG]] recovery. We'll start with the simple solutions and work our way to the more intense recovery methods.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Before You Begin ==&lt;br /&gt;
If you haven't already, [[HOWTO:Backup_your_router|backup your router's configuration]]. Hopefully you did this earlier so you can restore to a &amp;quot;known good&amp;quot; working state. If you didn't, it is still a good idea to do that now; it can always get worse. You'll also want to grab yourself a copy of some reliable firmware. The default firmware that shipped with your router is a good place to start (generally available from the manufacturer's website). Otherwise, a stable release of your favorite embedded Linux distribution is a good alternative.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Factory Reset ==&lt;br /&gt;
Don't get your hopes up for this one, but sometimes [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor Occam's razor]] applies to router recovery. To do a factory reset, hold down the reset switch for about 10 seconds while the unit is powered on, then unplug it.  Let it rest for a little while then power it back up.  If this isn't working for you, try the dd-wrt [[http://www.dd-wrt.com/wiki/index.php/Hard_reset_or_30/30/30 30/30/30]] reset method.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's another option if you have access to a serial console, but your router isn't necessarily readily accessible (say locked in a rack somewhere with a pool of backends). Access the [[CFE]] as you normally would. Then, issue the command&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;CFE&amp;gt; nvram erase&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
and then reboot.  Some models do not properly reinitialize their NVRAM variables automatically, so be careful with this method. The [[WRT54GL]] does recover them conveniently from a separate stored location in flash.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you haven't caught on by now, these methods erase any custom settings that were stored in NVRAM.  Don't forget to re-configure and commit your network settings, if applicable.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Serial Console ==&lt;br /&gt;
Now is a good time to check that your serial console is up and running. If you don't see any text coming across the serial link, then you should double check your transceiver is working properly. Swap with a working one or at least try the one in question on another working router, if you have one available. If you can access the web interface (assuming the OS in flash has one) at either the default IP address or the one you configured, then your flash image is probably fine--fix your serial console. It is important that you are confident your serial console if functional; henceforth we'll be looking for output on the serial port as a metric for whether each recovery method is successful or not. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you can see text and access the [[CFE]] but your router won't boot, try re-flashing the firmware with [[Flashing Firmware#TFTP|TFTP]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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If you are confident the serial interface hardware is working properly but your router appears dead, then proceed to the next section.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== JTAG ==&lt;br /&gt;
In a nutshell, JTAG is an external interface that allows external control of an SoC and its memory. You can read more about this on our [[EJTAG]] page. JTAG allows us to recover routers that are completely unresponsive (aka debricking). Before continuing, you'll need a JTAG cable (active or passive will do) and a header soldered to the JTAG connector on your router. See the references below for some suggestions on this bit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Software ===&lt;br /&gt;
For [[WRT54GL]] recovery, the popular programs are the original HairyDairyMaid utility and a port called TJTAG. If you purchase a commercial cable, it may come with a hardware specific recovery tool. This guide focuses on TJTAG. Download a copy of the source (linked below) and compile as usual. &lt;br /&gt;
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If you built your own cable, chances are it uses a legacy printer style parallel port interface. You'll need adequate permissions to use this device in order to run the JTAG software. In *nix style systems usually means the user you execute TJTAG as must be a member of the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;lp&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; group.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The result of the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;groups&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; command should look something like this before you continue:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
user@host:~$ groups&lt;br /&gt;
user lp dialout&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Membership of the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;dialout&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; group isn't strictly necessary; however, you will need this as well if you want to use a local serial console.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Establish a Connection ===&lt;br /&gt;
Now we must verify that TJTAG can properly connect to the JTAG interface on the router. Connect the JTAG cable to both your PC and the router but leave the power disconnected. On most routers you will be fighting the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchdog_timer watchdog timer] so it is a good idea to type out whatever command you want to execute (without hitting &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;enter&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;), then provide power, and finally quickly hit &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;enter&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; as soon as the router LEDs light up. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Active vs Passive ====&lt;br /&gt;
If you built the active buffered cable you need to add the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;/wiggler&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option to all of your TJTAG commands.  The passive unbuffered cable does not require this option and you should leave it off when using this type of cable. If you anticipate needing to revive routers often, an active cable is surely worth the additional investment in time and parts so you aren't restricted to working within 6 inches of your parallel port. Otherwise, the unbuffered cable works great provided you can manage the logistics of the restricted cable length. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== TJTAG Options ====&lt;br /&gt;
The next trick is to find the magical combination of optional TJTAG parameters which makes your router happy. Even within a single make/model this seems to vary greatly--most likely because of various flash chip manufacturers. For starters, we'll use the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option to guess and check which options will work before modifying the contents of flash. Usually something like&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -probeonly /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
will do the trick.  If you are not getting the desired output (see below), try experimenting with the DMA, break, and reset switches. Once you've mastered the combinatorics game, you can move onto read/write operations. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
==== Successful Output ====&lt;br /&gt;
When you've got the right combinations of parameters, you should see an output like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
 EJTAG Debrick Utility v3.0.1 Tornado-MOD &lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing bus ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instruction Length set to 8&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CPU Chip ID: 00000101001101010010000101111111 (0535217F)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Found a Broadcom BCM5352 Rev 1 CPU chip ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG IMPCODE ....... : 00000000100000000000100100000100 (00800904)&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Version ....... : 1 or 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG DMA Support ... : Yes&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Implementation flags: R4k MIPS32&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Issuing Processor / Peripheral Reset ... Skipped&lt;br /&gt;
Enabling Memory Writes ... Skipped&lt;br /&gt;
Halting Processor ... &amp;lt;Processor Entered Debug Mode!&amp;gt; ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
Clearing Watchdog ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing Flash at (Flash Window: 0x1fc00000) ... &lt;br /&gt;
Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Flash Vendor ID: 00000000000000000000000011101100 (000000EC)&lt;br /&gt;
Flash Device ID: 00000000000000000010001010100010 (000022A2)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Found a K8D3216UBC  2Mx16 BotB     (4MB) Flash Chip ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    - Flash Chip Window Start .... : 1fc00000&lt;br /&gt;
    - Flash Chip Window Length ... : 00400000&lt;br /&gt;
    - Selected Area Start ........ : 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
    - Selected Area Length ....... : 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 *** REQUESTED OPERATION IS COMPLETE ***&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The last line is important. Don't move on until you get this response.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Troubleshooting ====&lt;br /&gt;
If you see something like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
 EJTAG Debrick Utility v3.0.1 Tornado-MOD &lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing bus ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instruction Length set to 8&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CPU Chip ID: 00000101001101010010000101111111 (0535217F)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Found a Broadcom BCM5352 Rev 1 CPU chip ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG IMPCODE ....... : 00000000100000000000100100000100 (00800904)&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Version ....... : 1 or 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG DMA Support ... : Yes&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Implementation flags: R4k MIPS32&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Issuing Processor / Peripheral Reset ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You probably don't have the correct combination of options for your router.  Play with the different switches available before attempting to read/write from flash. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you see something like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
 EJTAG Debrick Utility v3.0.1 Tornado-MOD &lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing bus ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instruction Length set to 5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CPU Chip ID: 11111111111111111111111111111111 (FFFFFFFF)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Unknown or NO CPU Chip ID Detected ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*** Possible Causes:&lt;br /&gt;
    1) Device is not Connected.&lt;br /&gt;
    2) Device is not Powered On.&lt;br /&gt;
    3) Improper JTAG Cable.&lt;br /&gt;
    4) Unrecognized CPU Chip ID.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Aside from what the output mentions already check that &lt;br /&gt;
* the header is soldered properly&lt;br /&gt;
* tjtag has permission to use the parallel port&lt;br /&gt;
* you didn't forget the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;/wiggler&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; switch (active cable only).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== General Advice for Read/Write Operations ===&lt;br /&gt;
In the next few steps you'll attempt to correct some issues in flash memory that might prevent the router from booting correctly. Ideally when you deal with flash, it is best not to interrupt the process before it finishes on its own. That is why it is important to get the TJTAG options correct with the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option. If an operation hangs while attempting to read/write, don't panic.  It is probably in your best interests not to buy any lottery tickets tonight, but most likely all is not lost. Be patient--be sure you've given it ample time to complete. If it doesn't seem to be making any progress then you probably need to reset the router.  Various sources on the Internet have different opinions on the best way to reset. Nevertheless, we've found that disconnecting the power first and then canceling the operation (via CTRL+C) works the best.  Lastly, try the operation again (double check your parameters).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Erase NVRAM ===&lt;br /&gt;
Step 1. As before, it's a good idea to ensure NVRAM has been wiped out and isn't harboring corrupt variables. Use the same TJTAG options that got you a successful completion when trying to probe the device. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -erase:nvram /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the device reboots, it should reinitialize the correct NVRAM settings from the backup location within the CFE. If you now have a serial console, success, you're good to go. Don't forget to reconfigure any custom NVRAM settings. If that didn't work, read on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Erase the Kernel ===&lt;br /&gt;
Step 2. For whatever reason, it is possible for a corrupted kernel to prevent the bootloader from producing any output. Again, use the same options you figured out during the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; phase. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -erase:kernel /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
After rebooting your router, you should get console output that indicates the CFE was upset to find there's no kernel to load from flash.  This is normal; you did just erase this region of flash (hopefully). Now you can proceed to [[Flashing Firmware | flashing a new kernel]] or maybe you just want to [[HOWTO:Deploy_Xinu#Booting XINU on your Backend | load an elf image]] over the network.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Still got a blank serial console? Read on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== CFE Recovery ===&lt;br /&gt;
Step 3. Your last ditch effort is to replace the bootloader. If your [[CFE]] is corrupted then there's no hope of booting.  Luckily, we can flash new one using TJTAG. The CFE contains a few settings unique to each router.  If you made a backup of your CFE before things went South, you can use that to restore the router to working order.  If you don't have a backup, you can borrow a copy from another identical router.  In the latter case you must customize the CFE binary a bit before using it on a different router. In the event you don't have access to a working router of the same make and model, try searching around on the Internet for a pristine CFE. There have been a few &amp;quot;CFE collection&amp;quot; projects out there; you might get lucky. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Transplant Another Router's CFE ====&lt;br /&gt;
If you have the original CFE for this exact router, skip ahead to the next section. Otherwise, start by cloning the CFE of your good router using [[HOWTO:Backup_your_router|the usual methods]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are a few CFE variables unique to each router.  For the WRT54GL, see our [[flash memory]] page for specific locations.  There should be a unique identifier and a pair of cryptography keys as well as the device MAC addresses. We're primarily concerned with the MAC address of the first physical Ethernet interface, but feel free to update the others as well. For the WRT54GL, 0x1E00 contains the MAC address used by the CFE at boot time. While you can override this setting later for your kernel in your local network configuration or NVRAM, you can't fool the bootloader (well you can, but not persistently). Especially, if you are running a pseudo-static DHCP configuration for a pool of backends, you'll get lots of network conflicts during the boot process unless this is set correctly. For the WRT54GL, this MAC address should match the one on the bottom sticker. Other routers have various schemes/offsets for what the address should be relative to the one printed on the case depending on how many physical interfaces the unit has and how the manufacturer chose to allocate the addresses. If you are feeling ambitious, you can update the default NVRAM settings in the CFE backup location so they are correct when you do a factory reset.  Alternatively, these can always be corrected later using the NVRAM utilities. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To edit the CFE, fire up your favorite hex editor and tweak each location as necessary. We happen to like &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;shed&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;, which has a nice &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;nano&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; like interface.  Note that with &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;shed&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; your changes are affecting the file directly as you make them.  There is no &amp;quot;quit without saving&amp;quot; option. It is always a good idea to make a copy of the CFE.BIN file you are planning to edit so you can revert to the original without having to grab it off the good router again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
offset    asc hex dec oct bin&lt;br /&gt;
00001DFE:     00  000 000 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
00001DFF:     00  000 000 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E00:  C  43  067 103 01000011&lt;br /&gt;
00001E01:  0  30  048 060 00110000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E02:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E03:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E04:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E05:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E06:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E07:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E08:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E09:  C  43  067 103 01000011&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0A:  0  30  048 060 00110000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0B:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0C:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0D:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0E:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0F:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E10:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E11:     00  000 000 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E12:     FF  255 377 11111111&lt;br /&gt;
00001E13:     FF  255 377 11111111&lt;br /&gt;
00001E14:     FF  255 377 11111111&lt;br /&gt;
                                                             1E00/40000 (hex) &lt;br /&gt;
SPACE|E edit  S|W|F search  J jump to   T dec/hex   D dump     1|2|4 cursor&lt;br /&gt;
X       exit  R|N   repeat  B bin edit  A ext. asc  P preview  `     endian&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You should now have a CFE.BIN file with the correct MAC address(es) ready for flashing! Proceed to the instructions below as if you had a correct backup all along.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Using the Same Router's Backup ====&lt;br /&gt;
Copy your CFE binary to a file called CFE.BIN in the same directory as the TJTAG executable.  You don't have a choice for what file TJTAG reads in. When you are ready to write it to the router, once again make sure you know which TJTAG switches keep your particular router happy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -flash:cfe /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now, go get a cup of coffee or take a power nap.  Bit-banging a few hundred kilobytes with a parallel interface can take awhile. You should see exactly what TJTAG is writing to flash whirring by as well as the percentage written slowly increasing. Sometimes the watchdog timer doesn't disable correctly and you have to try this a few times before it will keep going.  If it going to fail usually this happens within the first few seconds. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A fresh CFE should fix most stubborn routers that aren't physically damaged, but we make no guarantees.  Your mileage may vary. Hopefully you have your serial console back and you can proceed to restoring a new kernel. If your router is still unresponsive, unfortunately we have no more advice for you. It is probably time to invest in a new one. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External References ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://wiki.openwrt.org/doc/hardware/port.jtag OpenWrt JTAG Reference] (includes various DIY cable designs and links to commercial products)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://downloads.openwrt.org/utils/ OpenWrt Utilities] (HairyDairyMaid Download)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.tiaowiki.com/download//category.php?id=8 TJTAG Download]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.tiaowiki.com/w/Debrick_Routers_Using_JTAG_Cable TIAO Wiki Debrick Guide]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://sourceforge.net/projects/shed/ Shed] (Simple Hex Editor)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=HOWTO:Backup_your_router&amp;diff=3895</id>
		<title>HOWTO:Backup your router</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=HOWTO:Backup_your_router&amp;diff=3895"/>
		<updated>2011-06-21T17:59:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* JTAG */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;When experimenting with kernels, you may find yourself corrupting the router and having to recover from a known good state. It is a good idea to make a copy of the [[CFE]] when it is in its original factory configuration for if and when. Here are a few different methods depending on your resources:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= dd-wrt =&lt;br /&gt;
If you are running a relatively recent version of [http://www.dd-wrt.com/ dd-wrt], you can download the CFE from the web interface.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Location:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;http://ROUTER_IP/backup/cfe.bin&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= CFE =&lt;br /&gt;
To backup the CFE from within the CFE itself you need an active [[HOWTO:Connect_to_a_modified_router|serial console]] and a live network connection to a [[HOWTO:Deploy_Xinu|TFTP server]]. On the TFTP server, create a file for the backup image. It must be world writable. If you do not pre-create the file for the TFTP client, the backup may fail. We name and label our routers to keep them straight.  Consider naming the backup image after each router's hostname if you have many of them. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
user@xinuserver:tftpboot$ touch routername.cfe&lt;br /&gt;
user@xinuserver:tftpboot$ chmod a+w routername.cfe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Access the [[CFE]] using the [[CFE#Getting into CFE|usual method]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If necessary, configure the network interface and check the connection to your TFTP server (192.168.6.10 in this example):&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
CFE&amp;gt; ifconfig eth0 -auto&lt;br /&gt;
Device eth0:  hwaddr 00-1E-E5-86-02-7A, ipaddr 192.168.6.122, mask 255.255.255.0&lt;br /&gt;
        gateway 192.168.6.50, nameserver 134.48.7.10, domain xinu.mu.edu&lt;br /&gt;
*** command status = 0&lt;br /&gt;
CFE&amp;gt; ping 192.168.6.10&lt;br /&gt;
192.168.6.10 (192.168.6.10) is alive&lt;br /&gt;
192.168.6.10 (192.168.6.10): 1 packets sent, 1 received&lt;br /&gt;
*** command status = 0&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Save the CFE region to the file you created on the TFTP server:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
CFE&amp;gt; save 192.168.6.10:routername.cfe BC000000 40000&lt;br /&gt;
262144 bytes written to 192.168.6.10:routername.cfe&lt;br /&gt;
*** command status = 0&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note: You can also save the entire flash image (CFE+Kernel+NVRAM) by passing 400000 as the length instead of 40000.  This isn't really necessary, but you might find it referenced elsewhere.  If you have to [[Router Recovery|recover]] via JTAG it will take a LONG time to restore the entire flash image. It is much more efficient to load just the CFE, then upload the kernel via TFTP and use a factory reset to restore NVRAM.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= JTAG =&lt;br /&gt;
For this method to work, we assume you have a working [[EJTAG]] interface to your router.  For details, check out our [[Router Recovery]] page. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Use the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option to figure out what options TJTAG needs for your particular setup. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Backup the CFE with TJTAG:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -backup:cfe /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
TJTAG will create a CFE.BIN file with some sort of timestamp identifier appended to the filename. Rename and store somewhere safe.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=HOWTO:Backup_your_router&amp;diff=3894</id>
		<title>HOWTO:Backup your router</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=HOWTO:Backup_your_router&amp;diff=3894"/>
		<updated>2011-06-21T17:49:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* CFE */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;When experimenting with kernels, you may find yourself corrupting the router and having to recover from a known good state. It is a good idea to make a copy of the [[CFE]] when it is in its original factory configuration for if and when. Here are a few different methods depending on your resources:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= dd-wrt =&lt;br /&gt;
If you are running a relatively recent version of [http://www.dd-wrt.com/ dd-wrt], you can download the CFE from the web interface.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Location:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;http://ROUTER_IP/backup/cfe.bin&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= CFE =&lt;br /&gt;
To backup the CFE from within the CFE itself you need an active [[HOWTO:Connect_to_a_modified_router|serial console]] and a live network connection to a [[HOWTO:Deploy_Xinu|TFTP server]]. On the TFTP server, create a file for the backup image. It must be world writable. If you do not pre-create the file for the TFTP client, the backup may fail. We name and label our routers to keep them straight.  Consider naming the backup image after each router's hostname if you have many of them. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
user@xinuserver:tftpboot$ touch routername.cfe&lt;br /&gt;
user@xinuserver:tftpboot$ chmod a+w routername.cfe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Access the [[CFE]] using the [[CFE#Getting into CFE|usual method]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If necessary, configure the network interface and check the connection to your TFTP server (192.168.6.10 in this example):&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
CFE&amp;gt; ifconfig eth0 -auto&lt;br /&gt;
Device eth0:  hwaddr 00-1E-E5-86-02-7A, ipaddr 192.168.6.122, mask 255.255.255.0&lt;br /&gt;
        gateway 192.168.6.50, nameserver 134.48.7.10, domain xinu.mu.edu&lt;br /&gt;
*** command status = 0&lt;br /&gt;
CFE&amp;gt; ping 192.168.6.10&lt;br /&gt;
192.168.6.10 (192.168.6.10) is alive&lt;br /&gt;
192.168.6.10 (192.168.6.10): 1 packets sent, 1 received&lt;br /&gt;
*** command status = 0&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Save the CFE region to the file you created on the TFTP server:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
CFE&amp;gt; save 192.168.6.10:routername.cfe BC000000 40000&lt;br /&gt;
262144 bytes written to 192.168.6.10:routername.cfe&lt;br /&gt;
*** command status = 0&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note: You can also save the entire flash image (CFE+Kernel+NVRAM) by passing 400000 as the length instead of 40000.  This isn't really necessary, but you might find it referenced elsewhere.  If you have to [[Router Recovery|recover]] via JTAG it will take a LONG time to restore the entire flash image. It is much more efficient to load just the CFE, then upload the kernel via TFTP and use a factory reset to restore NVRAM.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= JTAG =&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=HOWTO:Backup_your_router&amp;diff=3893</id>
		<title>HOWTO:Backup your router</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=HOWTO:Backup_your_router&amp;diff=3893"/>
		<updated>2011-06-21T17:48:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* CFE */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;When experimenting with kernels, you may find yourself corrupting the router and having to recover from a known good state. It is a good idea to make a copy of the [[CFE]] when it is in its original factory configuration for if and when. Here are a few different methods depending on your resources:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= dd-wrt =&lt;br /&gt;
If you are running a relatively recent version of [http://www.dd-wrt.com/ dd-wrt], you can download the CFE from the web interface.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Location:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;http://ROUTER_IP/backup/cfe.bin&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= CFE =&lt;br /&gt;
To backup the CFE from within the CFE itself you need an active [[HOWTO:Connect_to_a_modified_router|serial console] and a live network connection to a [[HOWTO:Deploy_Xinu|TFTP server]]. On the TFTP server, create a file for the backup image. It must be world writable. If you do not pre-create the file for the TFTP client, the backup may fail. We name and label our routers to keep them straight.  Consider naming the backup image after each router's hostname if you have many of them. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
user@xinuserver:tftpboot$ touch routername.cfe&lt;br /&gt;
user@xinuserver:tftpboot$ chmod a+w routername.cfe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Access the [[CFE]] using the [[CFE#Getting into CFE|usual method]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If necessary, configure the network interface and check the connection to your TFTP server (192.168.6.10 in this example):&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
CFE&amp;gt; ifconfig eth0 -auto&lt;br /&gt;
Device eth0:  hwaddr 00-1E-E5-86-02-7A, ipaddr 192.168.6.122, mask 255.255.255.0&lt;br /&gt;
        gateway 192.168.6.50, nameserver 134.48.7.10, domain xinu.mu.edu&lt;br /&gt;
*** command status = 0&lt;br /&gt;
CFE&amp;gt; ping 192.168.6.10&lt;br /&gt;
192.168.6.10 (192.168.6.10) is alive&lt;br /&gt;
192.168.6.10 (192.168.6.10): 1 packets sent, 1 received&lt;br /&gt;
*** command status = 0&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Save the CFE region to the file you created on the TFTP server:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
CFE&amp;gt; save 192.168.6.10:routername.cfe BC000000 40000&lt;br /&gt;
262144 bytes written to 192.168.6.10:routername.cfe&lt;br /&gt;
*** command status = 0&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note: You can also save the entire flash image (CFE+Kernel+NVRAM) by passing 400000 as the length instead of 40000.  This isn't really necessary, but you might find it referenced elsewhere.  If you have to [[Router Recovery|recover]] via JTAG it will take a LONG time to restore the entire flash image. It is much more efficient to load just the CFE, then upload the kernel via TFTP and use a factory reset to restore NVRAM.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= JTAG =&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=HOWTO:Backup_your_router&amp;diff=3892</id>
		<title>HOWTO:Backup your router</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=HOWTO:Backup_your_router&amp;diff=3892"/>
		<updated>2011-06-21T17:46:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* CFE */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;When experimenting with kernels, you may find yourself corrupting the router and having to recover from a known good state. It is a good idea to make a copy of the [[CFE]] when it is in its original factory configuration for if and when. Here are a few different methods depending on your resources:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= dd-wrt =&lt;br /&gt;
If you are running a relatively recent version of [http://www.dd-wrt.com/ dd-wrt], you can download the CFE from the web interface.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Location:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;http://ROUTER_IP/backup/cfe.bin&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= CFE =&lt;br /&gt;
To backup the CFE from within the CFE itself you need an active [[HOWTO:Connect_to_a_modified_router|serial console] and a live network connection to a [[HOWTO:Deploy_Xinu|TFTP server]]. On the TFTP server, create a file for the backup image. It must be world writable. If you do not pre-create the file for the TFTP client, the backup may fail. We name and label our routers to keep them straight.  Consider naming the backup image after each router's hostname if you have many of them. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
user@xinuserver:tftpboot$ touch routername.cfe&lt;br /&gt;
user@xinuserver:tftpboot$ chmod a+w routername.cfe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Access the [[CFE]] using the [[CFE#Getting into CFE|usual method]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If necessary, configure the network interface and check the connection to your TFTP server (192.168.6.10 in this example):&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
CFE&amp;gt; ifconfig eth0 -auto&lt;br /&gt;
Device eth0:  hwaddr 00-1E-E5-86-02-7A, ipaddr 192.168.6.122, mask 255.255.255.0&lt;br /&gt;
        gateway 192.168.6.50, nameserver 134.48.7.10, domain xinu.mu.edu&lt;br /&gt;
*** command status = 0&lt;br /&gt;
CFE&amp;gt; ping 192.168.6.10&lt;br /&gt;
192.168.6.10 (192.168.6.10) is alive&lt;br /&gt;
192.168.6.10 (192.168.6.10): 1 packets sent, 1 received&lt;br /&gt;
*** command status = 0&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Save the CFE region to the file you created on the TFTP server:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
CFE&amp;gt; save 192.168.6.10:routername.cfe BC000000 40000&lt;br /&gt;
262144 bytes written to 192.168.6.10:routername.cfe&lt;br /&gt;
*** command status = 0&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note: You can also save the entire flash image (CFE+Kernel+NVRAM) by passing 400000 as the length instead of 40000.  This isn't really necessary, but you might find it referenced elsewhere.  If you have to [[Router recovery|recover]] via JTAG it will take a LONG time to restore the entire flash image. It is much more efficient to load just the CFE, then upload the kernel via TFTP and use a factory reset to restore NVRAM.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= JTAG =&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=HOWTO:Backup_your_router&amp;diff=3891</id>
		<title>HOWTO:Backup your router</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=HOWTO:Backup_your_router&amp;diff=3891"/>
		<updated>2011-06-21T16:47:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* dd-wrt */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;When experimenting with kernels, you may find yourself corrupting the router and having to recover from a known good state. It is a good idea to make a copy of the [[CFE]] when it is in its original factory configuration for if and when. Here are a few different methods depending on your resources:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= dd-wrt =&lt;br /&gt;
If you are running a relatively recent version of [http://www.dd-wrt.com/ dd-wrt], you can download the CFE from the web interface.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Location:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;http://ROUTER_IP/backup/cfe.bin&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= CFE = &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= JTAG =&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=HOWTO:Backup_your_router&amp;diff=3890</id>
		<title>HOWTO:Backup your router</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=HOWTO:Backup_your_router&amp;diff=3890"/>
		<updated>2011-06-21T16:41:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: Created page with 'When experimenting with kernels, you may find yourself corrupting the router and having to recover from a known good state. It is a good idea to make a copy of the CFE when i...'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;When experimenting with kernels, you may find yourself corrupting the router and having to recover from a known good state. It is a good idea to make a copy of the [[CFE]] when it is in its original factory configuration for if and when. Here are a few different methods depending on your resources:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= dd-wrt = &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= CFE = &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= JTAG =&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=3889</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=3889"/>
		<updated>2011-06-21T16:27:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Embedded Xinu is an ongoing research and implementation project in the area of Operating Systems and Embedded Systems.  Its goal is to port the [[Xinu|Xinu Operating System]] to the embedded MIPS platform.  The current release supports Linksys WRT54GL and WRT160NL routers, as well as the Qemu virtual machine.  While this project is still in progress, our laboratory environment and curriculum materials are already in use for courses in Operating Systems, Hardware Systems, Embedded Systems, Networking and Compilers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Embedded Xinu project was conceived and is supervised by [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~brylow/ Dr. Dennis Brylow] and is being conducted by both graduate and undergraduate students in the [[Systems Laboratory]] in the [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/ Math, Statistics, &amp;amp; Computer Science] department of [http://www.mu.edu/ Marquette University] in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.  The first major phase of work on Embedded Xinu began in the Summer of 2006.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Our project partners include [http://www.cse.buffalo.edu/~bina/ Dr. Bina Ramamurthy] at University of Buffalo (with whom we shared an [http://www.nsf.gov/pubs/2009/nsf09529/nsf09529.html NSF CCLI] grant), [http://cs.olemiss.edu/~ruth/wiki/doku.php Dr. Paul Ruth] at University of Mississippi, and [http://www.cs.purdue.edu/people/comer Dr. Doug Comer] (father of Xinu) at Purdue University.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Teaching With Embedded Xinu ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Join us for the [http://www.cs.olemiss.edu/acmse2010/pdf/xinu.pdf Teaching With Embedded Xinu Workshop] at [http://www.cs.olemiss.edu/acmse2010/Home.htm ACMSE 2010] in Oxford, Mississippi (Ole Miss campus) April 15.  This workshop will share ready-made curriculum resources that have been used successfully to teach hardware systems, operating systems, realtime/embedded systems, networking, and compilers with the Embedded Xinu platform at several colleges/universities. Commodity wireless router hardware or equivalent virtual machines, combined with freely-available software and tools, make for a powerful and flexible learning platform without having to fake any components. Come see what Nexos has to offer for your program.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* For curriculum guidance on adopting or adapting Embedded Xinu for undergraduate coursework, see [[Teaching With Xinu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Building an Embedded Xinu Laboratory ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In this section we are developing instructions so that other groups can benefit from the work we are doing.  These guides can be followed more or less in order to create a relatively inexpensive platform for a custom operating system.  As our work develops further, there will be more Xinu-specific information.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# Obtain a [[List of supported platforms|supported platform]].&lt;br /&gt;
# [[HOWTO:Modify the Linksys hardware|Modify the Linksys hardware]] or [[HOWTO:Modify the ASUS hardware|Modify the ASUS hardware]]&lt;br /&gt;
# [[HOWTO:Connect to a modified router|Connect to a modified router]]&lt;br /&gt;
# [[HOWTO:Build Xinu|Build Xinu]]&lt;br /&gt;
# [[HOWTO:Deploy Xinu|Deploy Xinu]]&lt;br /&gt;
# (Optional) [[HOWTO:Build Backend Pool|Build a pool of backends]]&lt;br /&gt;
# (Recommended) [[HOWTO:Backup your router|Backup your router's factory configuration]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Other Embedded Xinu Information ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MIPS [[processor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Main [[memory]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exception and Interrupt Handling]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[UART driver]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[TTY driver]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Switch driver]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Networking]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Flash memory]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[EJTAG|Enhanced Joint Test Action Group]] debugger&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Standard library]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[XinuPhone]] Internet telephony&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Router Recovery]] aka &amp;quot;Debricking&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;The Xinu Lab is brought to you in part by [[XMMS|M&amp;amp;M's]].&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
--&amp;gt;__NOTOC__&amp;lt;!-- Disable &amp;quot;Contents&amp;quot; box from showing --&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
--&amp;gt;__NOEDITSECTION__&amp;lt;!-- Disable [edit] from appearing --&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
--&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=3888</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=3888"/>
		<updated>2011-06-21T16:27:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Embedded Xinu is an ongoing research and implementation project in the area of Operating Systems and Embedded Systems.  Its goal is to port the [[Xinu|Xinu Operating System]] to the embedded MIPS platform.  The current release supports Linksys WRT54GL and WRT160NL routers, as well as the Qemu virtual machine.  While this project is still in progress, our laboratory environment and curriculum materials are already in use for courses in Operating Systems, Hardware Systems, Embedded Systems, Networking and Compilers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Embedded Xinu project was conceived and is supervised by [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~brylow/ Dr. Dennis Brylow] and is being conducted by both graduate and undergraduate students in the [[Systems Laboratory]] in the [http://www.mscs.mu.edu/ Math, Statistics, &amp;amp; Computer Science] department of [http://www.mu.edu/ Marquette University] in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.  The first major phase of work on Embedded Xinu began in the Summer of 2006.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Our project partners include [http://www.cse.buffalo.edu/~bina/ Dr. Bina Ramamurthy] at University of Buffalo (with whom we shared an [http://www.nsf.gov/pubs/2009/nsf09529/nsf09529.html NSF CCLI] grant), [http://cs.olemiss.edu/~ruth/wiki/doku.php Dr. Paul Ruth] at University of Mississippi, and [http://www.cs.purdue.edu/people/comer Dr. Doug Comer] (father of Xinu) at Purdue University.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Teaching With Embedded Xinu ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Join us for the [http://www.cs.olemiss.edu/acmse2010/pdf/xinu.pdf Teaching With Embedded Xinu Workshop] at [http://www.cs.olemiss.edu/acmse2010/Home.htm ACMSE 2010] in Oxford, Mississippi (Ole Miss campus) April 15.  This workshop will share ready-made curriculum resources that have been used successfully to teach hardware systems, operating systems, realtime/embedded systems, networking, and compilers with the Embedded Xinu platform at several colleges/universities. Commodity wireless router hardware or equivalent virtual machines, combined with freely-available software and tools, make for a powerful and flexible learning platform without having to fake any components. Come see what Nexos has to offer for your program.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* For curriculum guidance on adopting or adapting Embedded Xinu for undergraduate coursework, see [[Teaching With Xinu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Building an Embedded Xinu Laboratory ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In this section we are developing instructions so that other groups can benefit from the work we are doing.  These guides can be followed more or less in order to create a relatively inexpensive platform for a custom operating system.  As our work develops further, there will be more Xinu-specific information.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# Obtain a [[List of supported platforms|supported platform]].&lt;br /&gt;
# [[HOWTO:Modify the Linksys hardware|Modify the Linksys hardware]] or [[HOWTO:Modify the ASUS hardware|Modify the ASUS hardware]]&lt;br /&gt;
# [[HOWTO:Connect to a modified router|Connect to a modified router]]&lt;br /&gt;
# [[HOWTO:Build Xinu|Build Xinu]]&lt;br /&gt;
# [[HOWTO:Deploy Xinu|Deploy Xinu]]&lt;br /&gt;
# (Optional) [[HOWTO:Build Backend Pool|Build a pool of backends]]&lt;br /&gt;
# (Recommended) [[HOWTO:Backup your router]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Other Embedded Xinu Information ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* MIPS [[processor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Main [[memory]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exception and Interrupt Handling]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[UART driver]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[TTY driver]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Switch driver]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Networking]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Flash memory]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[EJTAG|Enhanced Joint Test Action Group]] debugger&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Standard library]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[XinuPhone]] Internet telephony&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Router Recovery]] aka &amp;quot;Debricking&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;The Xinu Lab is brought to you in part by [[XMMS|M&amp;amp;M's]].&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
--&amp;gt;__NOTOC__&amp;lt;!-- Disable &amp;quot;Contents&amp;quot; box from showing --&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
--&amp;gt;__NOEDITSECTION__&amp;lt;!-- Disable [edit] from appearing --&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
--&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Router_Recovery&amp;diff=3887</id>
		<title>Router Recovery</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Router_Recovery&amp;diff=3887"/>
		<updated>2011-06-21T15:23:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;So you've created yourself an expensive paperweight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not to worry! If you aren't breaking things, then chances are you aren't making hardcore progress. This page serves as a knowledge pool for methods to revive routers that are corrupted or otherwise considered non-functional. The information below is mostly specific to the [[WRT54GL]] as it is our most popular and well understood platform at this time. The process is somewhat similar for other models/platforms; however, some of the utilities are limited to specific platforms and commands vary slightly between bootloaders (ex. [[http://sourceforge.net/projects/u-boot/ U-Boot]] vs [[CFE]]). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes the router won't boot because of a corrupted NVRAM variable and a simple factory reset will resolve the problem.  Chances are if you've sought out this page you are in much deeper and probably need a more serious TFTP or [[EJTAG|JTAG]] recovery. We'll start with the simple solutions and work our way to the more intense recovery methods.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Before You Begin ==&lt;br /&gt;
If you haven't already, [[backup your router's configuration]]. Hopefully you did this earlier so you can restore to a &amp;quot;known good&amp;quot; working state. If you didn't, it is still a good idea to do that now; it can always get worse. You'll also want to grab yourself a copy of some reliable firmware. The default firmware that shipped with your router is a good place to start (generally available from the manufacturer's website). Otherwise, a stable release of your favorite embedded Linux distribution is a good alternative.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Factory Reset ==&lt;br /&gt;
Don't get your hopes up for this one, but sometimes [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor Occam's razor]] applies to router recovery. To do a factory reset, hold down the reset switch for about 10 seconds while the unit is powered on, then unplug it.  Let it rest for a little while then power it back up.  If this isn't working for you, try the dd-wrt [[http://www.dd-wrt.com/wiki/index.php/Hard_reset_or_30/30/30 30/30/30]] reset method.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's another option if you have access to a serial console, but your router isn't necessarily readily accessible (say locked in a rack somewhere with a pool of backends). Access the [[CFE]] as you normally would. Then, issue the command&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;CFE&amp;gt; nvram erase&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
and then reboot.  Some models do not properly reinitialize their NVRAM variables automatically, so be careful with this method. The [[WRT54GL]] does recover them conveniently from a separate stored location in flash.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you haven't caught on by now, these methods erase any custom settings that were stored in NVRAM.  Don't forget to re-configure and commit your network settings, if applicable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Serial Console ==&lt;br /&gt;
Now is a good time to check that your serial console is up and running. If you don't see any text coming across the serial link, then you should double check your transceiver is working properly. Swap with a working one or at least try the one in question on another working router, if you have one available. If you can access the web interface (assuming the OS in flash has one) at either the default IP address or the one you configured, then your flash image is probably fine--fix your serial console. It is important that you are confident your serial console if functional; henceforth we'll be looking for output on the serial port as a metric for whether each recovery method is successful or not. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you can see text and access the [[CFE]] but your router won't boot, try re-flashing the firmware with [[Flashing Firmware#TFTP|TFTP]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you are confident the serial interface hardware is working properly but your router appears dead, then proceed to the next section.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== JTAG ==&lt;br /&gt;
In a nutshell, JTAG is an external interface that allows external control of an SoC and its memory. You can read more about this on our [[EJTAG]] page. JTAG allows us to recover routers that are completely unresponsive (aka debricking). Before continuing, you'll need a JTAG cable (active or passive will do) and a header soldered to the JTAG connector on your router. See the references below for some suggestions on this bit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Software ===&lt;br /&gt;
For [[WRT54GL]] recovery, the popular programs are the original HairyDairyMaid utility and a port called TJTAG. If you purchase a commercial cable, it may come with a hardware specific recovery tool. This guide focuses on TJTAG. Download a copy of the source (linked below) and compile as usual. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you built your own cable, chances are it uses a legacy printer style parallel port interface. You'll need adequate permissions to use this device in order to run the JTAG software. In *nix style systems usually means the user you execute TJTAG as must be a member of the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;lp&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; group.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The result of the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;groups&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; command should look something like this before you continue:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
user@host:~$ groups&lt;br /&gt;
user lp dialout&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Membership of the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;dialout&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; group isn't strictly necessary; however, you will need this as well if you want to use a local serial console.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Establish a Connection ===&lt;br /&gt;
Now we must verify that TJTAG can properly connect to the JTAG interface on the router. Connect the JTAG cable to both your PC and the router but leave the power disconnected. On most routers you will be fighting the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchdog_timer watchdog timer] so it is a good idea to type out whatever command you want to execute (without hitting &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;enter&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;), then provide power, and finally quickly hit &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;enter&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; as soon as the router LEDs light up. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Active vs Passive ====&lt;br /&gt;
If you built the active buffered cable you need to add the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;/wiggler&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option to all of your TJTAG commands.  The passive unbuffered cable does not require this option and you should leave it off when using this type of cable. If you anticipate needing to revive routers often, an active cable is surely worth the additional investment in time and parts so you aren't restricted to working within 6 inches of your parallel port. Otherwise, the unbuffered cable works great provided you can manage the logistics of the restricted cable length. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== TJTAG Options ====&lt;br /&gt;
The next trick is to find the magical combination of optional TJTAG parameters which makes your router happy. Even within a single make/model this seems to vary greatly--most likely because of various flash chip manufacturers. For starters, we'll use the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option to guess and check which options will work before modifying the contents of flash. Usually something like&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -probeonly /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
will do the trick.  If you are not getting the desired output (see below), try experimenting with the DMA, break, and reset switches. Once you've mastered the combinatorics game, you can move onto read/write operations. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
==== Successful Output ====&lt;br /&gt;
When you've got the right combinations of parameters, you should see an output like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
 EJTAG Debrick Utility v3.0.1 Tornado-MOD &lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing bus ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instruction Length set to 8&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CPU Chip ID: 00000101001101010010000101111111 (0535217F)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Found a Broadcom BCM5352 Rev 1 CPU chip ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG IMPCODE ....... : 00000000100000000000100100000100 (00800904)&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Version ....... : 1 or 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG DMA Support ... : Yes&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Implementation flags: R4k MIPS32&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Issuing Processor / Peripheral Reset ... Skipped&lt;br /&gt;
Enabling Memory Writes ... Skipped&lt;br /&gt;
Halting Processor ... &amp;lt;Processor Entered Debug Mode!&amp;gt; ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
Clearing Watchdog ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing Flash at (Flash Window: 0x1fc00000) ... &lt;br /&gt;
Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Flash Vendor ID: 00000000000000000000000011101100 (000000EC)&lt;br /&gt;
Flash Device ID: 00000000000000000010001010100010 (000022A2)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Found a K8D3216UBC  2Mx16 BotB     (4MB) Flash Chip ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    - Flash Chip Window Start .... : 1fc00000&lt;br /&gt;
    - Flash Chip Window Length ... : 00400000&lt;br /&gt;
    - Selected Area Start ........ : 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
    - Selected Area Length ....... : 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 *** REQUESTED OPERATION IS COMPLETE ***&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The last line is important. Don't move on until you get this response.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Troubleshooting ====&lt;br /&gt;
If you see something like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
 EJTAG Debrick Utility v3.0.1 Tornado-MOD &lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing bus ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instruction Length set to 8&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CPU Chip ID: 00000101001101010010000101111111 (0535217F)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Found a Broadcom BCM5352 Rev 1 CPU chip ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG IMPCODE ....... : 00000000100000000000100100000100 (00800904)&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Version ....... : 1 or 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG DMA Support ... : Yes&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Implementation flags: R4k MIPS32&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Issuing Processor / Peripheral Reset ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You probably don't have the correct combination of options for your router.  Play with the different switches available before attempting to read/write from flash. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you see something like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
 EJTAG Debrick Utility v3.0.1 Tornado-MOD &lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing bus ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instruction Length set to 5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CPU Chip ID: 11111111111111111111111111111111 (FFFFFFFF)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Unknown or NO CPU Chip ID Detected ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*** Possible Causes:&lt;br /&gt;
    1) Device is not Connected.&lt;br /&gt;
    2) Device is not Powered On.&lt;br /&gt;
    3) Improper JTAG Cable.&lt;br /&gt;
    4) Unrecognized CPU Chip ID.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Aside from what the output mentions already check that &lt;br /&gt;
* the header is soldered properly&lt;br /&gt;
* tjtag has permission to use the parallel port&lt;br /&gt;
* you didn't forget the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;/wiggler&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; switch (active cable only).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== General Advice for Read/Write Operations ===&lt;br /&gt;
In the next few steps you'll attempt to correct some issues in flash memory that might prevent the router from booting correctly. Ideally when you deal with flash, it is best not to interrupt the process before it finishes on its own. That is why it is important to get the TJTAG options correct with the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option. If an operation hangs while attempting to read/write, don't panic.  It is probably in your best interests not to buy any lottery tickets tonight, but most likely all is not lost. Be patient--be sure you've given it ample time to complete. If it doesn't seem to be making any progress then you probably need to reset the router.  Various sources on the Internet have different opinions on the best way to reset. Nevertheless, we've found that disconnecting the power first and then canceling the operation (via CTRL+C) works the best.  Lastly, try the operation again (double check your parameters).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Erase NVRAM ===&lt;br /&gt;
Step 1. As before, it's a good idea to ensure NVRAM has been wiped out and isn't harboring corrupt variables. Use the same TJTAG options that got you a successful completion when trying to probe the device. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -erase:nvram /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the device reboots, it should reinitialize the correct NVRAM settings from the backup location within the CFE. If you now have a serial console, success, you're good to go. Don't forget to reconfigure any custom NVRAM settings. If that didn't work, read on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Erase the Kernel ===&lt;br /&gt;
Step 2. For whatever reason, it is possible for a corrupted kernel to prevent the bootloader from producing any output. Again, use the same options you figured out during the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; phase. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -erase:kernel /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
After rebooting your router, you should get console output that indicates the CFE was upset to find there's no kernel to load from flash.  This is normal; you did just erase this region of flash (hopefully). Now you can proceed to [[Flashing Firmware | flashing a new kernel]] or maybe you just want to [[HOWTO:Deploy_Xinu#Booting XINU on your Backend | load an elf image]] over the network.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Still got a blank serial console? Read on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== CFE Recovery ===&lt;br /&gt;
Step 3. Your last ditch effort is to replace the bootloader. If your [[CFE]] is corrupted then there's no hope of booting.  Luckily, we can flash new one using TJTAG. The CFE contains a few settings unique to each router.  If you made a backup of your CFE before things went South, you can use that to restore the router to working order.  If you don't have a backup, you can borrow a copy from another identical router.  In the latter case you must customize the CFE binary a bit before using it on a different router. In the event you don't have access to a working router of the same make and model, try searching around on the Internet for a pristine CFE. There have been a few &amp;quot;CFE collection&amp;quot; projects out there; you might get lucky. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Transplant Another Router's CFE ====&lt;br /&gt;
If you have the original CFE for this exact router, skip ahead to the next section. Otherwise, start by cloning the CFE of your good router using [[backup your router | the usual methods]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are a few CFE variables unique to each router.  For the WRT54GL, see our [[flash memory]] page for specific locations.  There should be a unique identifier and a pair of cryptography keys as well as the device MAC addresses. We're primarily concerned with the MAC address of the first physical Ethernet interface, but feel free to update the others as well. For the WRT54GL, 0x1E00 contains the MAC address used by the CFE at boot time. While you can override this setting later for your kernel in your local network configuration or NVRAM, you can't fool the bootloader (well you can, but not persistently). Especially, if you are running a pseudo-static DHCP configuration for a pool of backends, you'll get lots of network conflicts during the boot process unless this is set correctly. For the WRT54GL, this MAC address should match the one on the bottom sticker. Other routers have various schemes/offsets for what the address should be relative to the one printed on the case depending on how many physical interfaces the unit has and how the manufacturer chose to allocate the addresses. If you are feeling ambitious, you can update the default NVRAM settings in the CFE backup location so they are correct when you do a factory reset.  Alternatively, these can always be corrected later using the NVRAM utilities. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To edit the CFE, fire up your favorite hex editor and tweak each location as necessary. We happen to like &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;shed&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;, which has a nice &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;nano&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; like interface.  Note that with &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;shed&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; your changes are affecting the file directly as you make them.  There is no &amp;quot;quit without saving&amp;quot; option. It is always a good idea to make a copy of the CFE.BIN file you are planning to edit so you can revert to the original without having to grab it off the good router again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
offset    asc hex dec oct bin&lt;br /&gt;
00001DFE:     00  000 000 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
00001DFF:     00  000 000 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E00:  C  43  067 103 01000011&lt;br /&gt;
00001E01:  0  30  048 060 00110000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E02:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E03:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E04:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E05:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E06:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E07:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E08:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E09:  C  43  067 103 01000011&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0A:  0  30  048 060 00110000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0B:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0C:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0D:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0E:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0F:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E10:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E11:     00  000 000 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E12:     FF  255 377 11111111&lt;br /&gt;
00001E13:     FF  255 377 11111111&lt;br /&gt;
00001E14:     FF  255 377 11111111&lt;br /&gt;
                                                             1E00/40000 (hex) &lt;br /&gt;
SPACE|E edit  S|W|F search  J jump to   T dec/hex   D dump     1|2|4 cursor&lt;br /&gt;
X       exit  R|N   repeat  B bin edit  A ext. asc  P preview  `     endian&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You should now have a CFE.BIN file with the correct MAC address(es) ready for flashing! Proceed to the instructions below as if you had a correct backup all along.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Using the Same Router's Backup ====&lt;br /&gt;
Copy your CFE binary to a file called CFE.BIN in the same directory as the TJTAG executable.  You don't have a choice for what file TJTAG reads in. When you are ready to write it to the router, once again make sure you know which TJTAG switches keep your particular router happy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -flash:cfe /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now, go get a cup of coffee or take a power nap.  Bit-banging a few hundred kilobytes with a parallel interface can take awhile. You should see exactly what TJTAG is writing to flash whirring by as well as the percentage written slowly increasing. Sometimes the watchdog timer doesn't disable correctly and you have to try this a few times before it will keep going.  If it going to fail usually this happens within the first few seconds. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A fresh CFE should fix most stubborn routers that aren't physically damaged, but we make no guarantees.  Your mileage may vary. Hopefully you have your serial console back and you can proceed to restoring a new kernel. If your router is still unresponsive, unfortunately we have no more advice for you. It is probably time to invest in a new one. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External References ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://wiki.openwrt.org/doc/hardware/port.jtag OpenWrt JTAG Reference] (includes various DIY cable designs and links to commercial products)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://downloads.openwrt.org/utils/ OpenWrt Utilities] (HairyDairyMaid Download)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.tiaowiki.com/download//category.php?id=8 TJTAG Download]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.tiaowiki.com/w/Debrick_Routers_Using_JTAG_Cable TIAO Wiki Debrick Guide]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://sourceforge.net/projects/shed/ Shed] (Simple Hex Editor)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
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		<id>https://xinu.cs.mu.edu/index.php?title=Router_Recovery&amp;diff=3886</id>
		<title>Router Recovery</title>
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		<updated>2011-06-21T15:04:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* Transplant Another Router's CFE */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;So you've created yourself an expensive paperweight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not to worry! If you aren't breaking things, then chances are you aren't making hardcore progress. This page serves as a knowledge pool for methods to revive routers that are corrupted or otherwise considered non-functional. The information below is mostly specific to the [[WRT54GL]] as it is our most popular and well understood platform at this time. The process is somewhat similar for other models/platforms; however, some of the utilities are limited to specific platforms and commands vary slightly between bootloaders (ex. [[http://sourceforge.net/projects/u-boot/ U-Boot]] vs [[CFE]]). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes the router won't boot because of a corrupted NVRAM variable and a simple factory reset will resolve the problem.  Chances are if you've sought out this page you are in much deeper and probably need a more serious TFTP or [[EJTAG|JTAG]] recovery. We'll start with the simple solutions and work our way to the more intense recovery methods.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Before You Begin ==&lt;br /&gt;
If you haven't already, [[backup your router's configuration]]. Hopefully you did this earlier so you can restore to a &amp;quot;known good&amp;quot; working state. If you didn't, it is still a good idea to do that now; it can always get worse. You'll also want to grab yourself a copy of some reliable firmware. The default firmware that shipped with your router is a good place to start (generally available from the manufacturer's website). Otherwise, a stable release of your favorite embedded Linux distribution is a good alternative.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Factory Reset ==&lt;br /&gt;
Don't get your hopes up for this one, but sometimes [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor Occam's razor]] applies to router recovery. To do a factory reset, hold down the reset switch for about 10 seconds while the unit is powered on, then unplug it.  Let it rest for a little while then power it back up.  If this isn't working for you, try the dd-wrt [[http://www.dd-wrt.com/wiki/index.php/Hard_reset_or_30/30/30 30/30/30]] reset method.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's another option if you have access to a serial console, but your router isn't necessarily readily accessible (say locked in a rack somewhere with a pool of backends). Access the [[CFE]] as you normally would. Then, issue the command&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;CFE&amp;gt; nvram erase&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
and then reboot.  Some models do not properly reinitialize their NVRAM variables automatically, so be careful with this method. The [[WRT54GL]] does recover them conveniently from a separate stored location in flash.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you haven't caught on by now, these methods erase any custom settings that were stored in NVRAM.  Don't forget to re-configure and commit your network settings, if applicable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Serial Console ==&lt;br /&gt;
Now is a good time to check that your serial console is up and running. If you don't see any text coming across the serial link, then you should double check your transceiver is working properly. Swap with a working one or at least try the one in question on another working router, if you have one available. If you can access the web interface (assuming the OS in flash has one) at either the default IP address or the one you configured, then your flash image is probably fine--fix your serial console. It is important that you are confident your serial console if functional; henceforth we'll be looking for output on the serial port as a metric for whether each recovery method is successful or not. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you can see text and access the [[CFE]] but your router won't boot, try re-flashing the firmware with [[Flashing Firmware#TFTP|TFTP]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you are confident the serial interface hardware is working properly but your router appears dead, then proceed to the next section.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== JTAG ==&lt;br /&gt;
In a nutshell, JTAG is an external interface that allows external control of an SoC and its memory. You can read more about this on our [[EJTAG]] page. JTAG allows us to recover routers that are completely unresponsive (aka debricking). Before continuing, you'll need a JTAG cable (active or passive will do) and a header soldered to the JTAG connector on your router. See the references below for some suggestions on this bit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Software ===&lt;br /&gt;
For [[WRT54GL]] recovery, the popular programs are the original HairyDairyMaid utility and a port called TJTAG. If you purchase a commercial cable, it may come with a hardware specific recovery tool. This guide focuses on TJTAG. Download a copy of the source (linked below) and compile as usual. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you built your own cable, chances are it uses a legacy printer style parallel port interface. You'll need adequate permissions to use this device in order to run the JTAG software. In *nix style systems usually means the user you execute TJTAG as must be a member of the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;lp&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; group.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The result of the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;groups&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; command should look something like this before you continue:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
user@host:~$ groups&lt;br /&gt;
user lp dialout&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Membership of the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;dialout&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; group isn't strictly necessary; however, you will need this as well if you want to use a local serial console.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Establish a Connection ===&lt;br /&gt;
Now we must verify that TJTAG can properly connect to the JTAG interface on the router. Connect the JTAG cable to both your PC and the router but leave the power disconnected. On most routers you will be fighting the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchdog_timer watchdog timer] so it is a good idea to type out whatever command you want to execute (without hitting &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;enter&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;), then provide power, and finally quickly hit &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;enter&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; as soon as the router LEDs light up. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Active vs Passive ====&lt;br /&gt;
If you built the active buffered cable you need to add the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;/wiggler&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option to all of your TJTAG commands.  The passive unbuffered cable does not require this option and you should leave it off when using this type of cable. If you anticipate needing to revive routers often, an active cable is surely worth the additional investment in time and parts so you aren't restricted to working within 6 inches of your parallel port. Otherwise, the unbuffered cable works great provided you can manage the logistics of the restricted cable length. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== TJTAG Options ====&lt;br /&gt;
The next trick is to find the magical combination of optional TJTAG parameters which makes your router happy. Even within a single make/model this seems to vary greatly--most likely because of various flash chip manufacturers. For starters, we'll use the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option to guess and check which options will work before modifying the contents of flash. Usually something like&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -probeonly /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
will do the trick.  If you are not getting the desired output (see below), try experimenting with the DMA, break, and reset switches. Once you've mastered the combinatorics game, you can move onto read/write operations. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
==== Successful Output ====&lt;br /&gt;
When you've got the right combinations of parameters, you should see an output like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
 EJTAG Debrick Utility v3.0.1 Tornado-MOD &lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing bus ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instruction Length set to 8&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CPU Chip ID: 00000101001101010010000101111111 (0535217F)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Found a Broadcom BCM5352 Rev 1 CPU chip ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG IMPCODE ....... : 00000000100000000000100100000100 (00800904)&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Version ....... : 1 or 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG DMA Support ... : Yes&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Implementation flags: R4k MIPS32&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Issuing Processor / Peripheral Reset ... Skipped&lt;br /&gt;
Enabling Memory Writes ... Skipped&lt;br /&gt;
Halting Processor ... &amp;lt;Processor Entered Debug Mode!&amp;gt; ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
Clearing Watchdog ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing Flash at (Flash Window: 0x1fc00000) ... &lt;br /&gt;
Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Flash Vendor ID: 00000000000000000000000011101100 (000000EC)&lt;br /&gt;
Flash Device ID: 00000000000000000010001010100010 (000022A2)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Found a K8D3216UBC  2Mx16 BotB     (4MB) Flash Chip ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    - Flash Chip Window Start .... : 1fc00000&lt;br /&gt;
    - Flash Chip Window Length ... : 00400000&lt;br /&gt;
    - Selected Area Start ........ : 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
    - Selected Area Length ....... : 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 *** REQUESTED OPERATION IS COMPLETE ***&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The last line is important. Don't move on until you get this response.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Troubleshooting ====&lt;br /&gt;
If you see something like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
 EJTAG Debrick Utility v3.0.1 Tornado-MOD &lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing bus ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instruction Length set to 8&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CPU Chip ID: 00000101001101010010000101111111 (0535217F)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Found a Broadcom BCM5352 Rev 1 CPU chip ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG IMPCODE ....... : 00000000100000000000100100000100 (00800904)&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Version ....... : 1 or 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG DMA Support ... : Yes&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Implementation flags: R4k MIPS32&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Issuing Processor / Peripheral Reset ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You probably don't have the correct combination of options for your router.  Play with the different switches available before attempting to read/write from flash. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you see something like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
 EJTAG Debrick Utility v3.0.1 Tornado-MOD &lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing bus ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instruction Length set to 5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CPU Chip ID: 11111111111111111111111111111111 (FFFFFFFF)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Unknown or NO CPU Chip ID Detected ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*** Possible Causes:&lt;br /&gt;
    1) Device is not Connected.&lt;br /&gt;
    2) Device is not Powered On.&lt;br /&gt;
    3) Improper JTAG Cable.&lt;br /&gt;
    4) Unrecognized CPU Chip ID.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Aside from what the output mentions already check that &lt;br /&gt;
* the header is soldered properly&lt;br /&gt;
* tjtag has permission to use the parallel port&lt;br /&gt;
* you didn't forget the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;/wiggler&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; switch (active cable only).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== General Advice for Read/Write Operations ===&lt;br /&gt;
In the next few steps you'll attempt to correct some issues in flash memory that might prevent the router from booting correctly. Ideally when you deal with flash, it is best not to interrupt the process before it finishes on its own. That is why it is important to get the TJTAG options correct with the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option. If an operation hangs while attempting to read/write, don't panic.  It is probably in your best interests not to buy any lottery tickets tonight, but most likely all is not lost. Be patient--be sure you've given it ample time to complete. If it doesn't seem to be making any progress then you probably need to reset the router.  Various sources on the Internet have different opinions on the best way to reset. Nevertheless, we've found that disconnecting the power first and then canceling the operation (via CTRL+C) works the best.  Lastly, try the operation again (double check your parameters).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Erase NVRAM ===&lt;br /&gt;
Step 1. As before, it's a good idea to ensure NVRAM has been wiped out and isn't harboring corrupt variables. Use the same TJTAG options that got you a successful completion when trying to probe the device. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -erase:nvram /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the device reboots, it should reinitialize the correct NVRAM settings from the backup location within the CFE. If you now have a serial console, success, you're good to go. Don't forget to reconfigure any custom NVRAM settings. If that didn't work, read on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Erase the Kernel ===&lt;br /&gt;
Step 2. For whatever reason, it is possible for a corrupted kernel to prevent the bootloader from producing any output. Again, use the same options you figured out during the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; phase. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -erase:kernel /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
After rebooting your router, you should get console output that indicates the CFE was upset to find there's no kernel to load from flash.  This is normal; you did just erase this region of flash (hopefully). Now you can proceed to [[Flashing Firmware | flashing a new kernel]] or maybe you just want to [[HOWTO:Deploy_Xinu#Booting XINU on your Backend | load an elf image]] over the network.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Still got a blank serial console? Read on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== CFE Recovery ===&lt;br /&gt;
Step 3. Your last ditch effort is to replace the bootloader. If your [[CFE]] is corrupted then there's no hope of booting.  Luckily, we can flash new one using TJTAG. The CFE contains a few settings unique to each router.  If you made a backup of your CFE before things went South, you can use that to restore the router to working order.  If you don't have a backup, you can borrow a copy from another identical router.  In the latter case you must customize the CFE binary a bit before using it on a different router. In the event you don't have access to a working router of the same make and model, try searching around on the Internet for a pristine CFE. There have been a few &amp;quot;CFE collection&amp;quot; projects out there; you might get lucky. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Transplant Another Router's CFE ====&lt;br /&gt;
If you have the original CFE for this exact router, skip ahead to the next section. Otherwise, start by cloning the CFE of your good router using [[backup your router | the usual methods]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are a few CFE variables unique to each router.  For the WRT54GL, see our [[flash memory]] page for specific locations.  There should be a unique identifier and a pair of cryptography keys as well as the device MAC addresses. We're primarily concerned with the MAC address of the first physical Ethernet interface, but feel free to update the others as well. For the WRT54GL, 0x1E00 contains the MAC address used by the CFE at boot time. While you can override this setting later for your kernel in your local network configuration or NVRAM, you can't fool the bootloader (well you can, but not persistently). Especially, if you are running a pseudo-static DHCP configuration for a pool of backends, you'll get lots of network conflicts during the boot process unless this is set correctly. For the WRT54GL, this MAC address should match the one on the bottom sticker. Other routers have various schemes/offsets for what the address should be relative to the one printed on the case depending on how many physical interfaces the unit has and how the manufacturer chose to allocate the addresses. If you are feeling ambitious, you can update the default NVRAM settings in the CFE backup location so they are correct when you do a factory reset.  Alternatively, these can always be corrected later using the NVRAM utilities. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To edit the CFE, fire up your favorite hex editor and tweak each location as necessary. We happen to like &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;shed&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;, which has a nice &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;nano&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; like interface.  Note that with &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;shed&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; your changes are affecting the file directly as you make them.  There is no &amp;quot;quit without saving&amp;quot; option. It is always a good idea to make a copy of the CFE.BIN file you are planning to edit so you can revert to the original without having to grab it off the good router again. Speaking of which, if you haven't renamed your CFE binary to CFE.BIN, you should. TJTAG isn't advanced enough to allow you to specify a file so it will automatically be looking for CFE.BIN in the local directory when you go to write the image to flash on the broken router. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
offset    asc hex dec oct bin&lt;br /&gt;
00001DFE:     00  000 000 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
00001DFF:     00  000 000 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E00:  C  43  067 103 01000011&lt;br /&gt;
00001E01:  0  30  048 060 00110000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E02:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E03:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E04:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E05:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E06:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E07:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E08:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E09:  C  43  067 103 01000011&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0A:  0  30  048 060 00110000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0B:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0C:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0D:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0E:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0F:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E10:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E11:     00  000 000 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E12:     FF  255 377 11111111&lt;br /&gt;
00001E13:     FF  255 377 11111111&lt;br /&gt;
00001E14:     FF  255 377 11111111&lt;br /&gt;
                                                             1E00/40000 (hex) &lt;br /&gt;
SPACE|E edit  S|W|F search  J jump to   T dec/hex   D dump     1|2|4 cursor&lt;br /&gt;
X       exit  R|N   repeat  B bin edit  A ext. asc  P preview  `     endian&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You should now have a CFE.BIN file with the correct MAC address(es) ready for flashing! Proceed to the instructions below as if you had a correct backup all along.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Using the Same Router's Backup ====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External References ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://wiki.openwrt.org/doc/hardware/port.jtag OpenWrt JTAG Reference] (includes various DIY cable designs and links to commercial products)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://downloads.openwrt.org/utils/ OpenWrt Utilities] (HairyDairyMaid Download)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.tiaowiki.com/download//category.php?id=8 TJTAG Download]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.tiaowiki.com/w/Debrick_Routers_Using_JTAG_Cable TIAO Wiki Debrick Guide]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://sourceforge.net/projects/shed/ Shed] (Simple Hex Editor)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
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		<title>Router Recovery</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kpersohn: /* JTAG */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;So you've created yourself an expensive paperweight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not to worry! If you aren't breaking things, then chances are you aren't making hardcore progress. This page serves as a knowledge pool for methods to revive routers that are corrupted or otherwise considered non-functional. The information below is mostly specific to the [[WRT54GL]] as it is our most popular and well understood platform at this time. The process is somewhat similar for other models/platforms; however, some of the utilities are limited to specific platforms and commands vary slightly between bootloaders (ex. [[http://sourceforge.net/projects/u-boot/ U-Boot]] vs [[CFE]]). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes the router won't boot because of a corrupted NVRAM variable and a simple factory reset will resolve the problem.  Chances are if you've sought out this page you are in much deeper and probably need a more serious TFTP or [[EJTAG|JTAG]] recovery. We'll start with the simple solutions and work our way to the more intense recovery methods.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Before You Begin ==&lt;br /&gt;
If you haven't already, [[backup your router's configuration]]. Hopefully you did this earlier so you can restore to a &amp;quot;known good&amp;quot; working state. If you didn't, it is still a good idea to do that now; it can always get worse. You'll also want to grab yourself a copy of some reliable firmware. The default firmware that shipped with your router is a good place to start (generally available from the manufacturer's website). Otherwise, a stable release of your favorite embedded Linux distribution is a good alternative.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Factory Reset ==&lt;br /&gt;
Don't get your hopes up for this one, but sometimes [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor Occam's razor]] applies to router recovery. To do a factory reset, hold down the reset switch for about 10 seconds while the unit is powered on, then unplug it.  Let it rest for a little while then power it back up.  If this isn't working for you, try the dd-wrt [[http://www.dd-wrt.com/wiki/index.php/Hard_reset_or_30/30/30 30/30/30]] reset method.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's another option if you have access to a serial console, but your router isn't necessarily readily accessible (say locked in a rack somewhere with a pool of backends). Access the [[CFE]] as you normally would. Then, issue the command&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;CFE&amp;gt; nvram erase&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
and then reboot.  Some models do not properly reinitialize their NVRAM variables automatically, so be careful with this method. The [[WRT54GL]] does recover them conveniently from a separate stored location in flash.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you haven't caught on by now, these methods erase any custom settings that were stored in NVRAM.  Don't forget to re-configure and commit your network settings, if applicable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Serial Console ==&lt;br /&gt;
Now is a good time to check that your serial console is up and running. If you don't see any text coming across the serial link, then you should double check your transceiver is working properly. Swap with a working one or at least try the one in question on another working router, if you have one available. If you can access the web interface (assuming the OS in flash has one) at either the default IP address or the one you configured, then your flash image is probably fine--fix your serial console. It is important that you are confident your serial console if functional; henceforth we'll be looking for output on the serial port as a metric for whether each recovery method is successful or not. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you can see text and access the [[CFE]] but your router won't boot, try re-flashing the firmware with [[Flashing Firmware#TFTP|TFTP]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you are confident the serial interface hardware is working properly but your router appears dead, then proceed to the next section.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== JTAG ==&lt;br /&gt;
In a nutshell, JTAG is an external interface that allows external control of an SoC and its memory. You can read more about this on our [[EJTAG]] page. JTAG allows us to recover routers that are completely unresponsive (aka debricking). Before continuing, you'll need a JTAG cable (active or passive will do) and a header soldered to the JTAG connector on your router. See the references below for some suggestions on this bit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Software ===&lt;br /&gt;
For [[WRT54GL]] recovery, the popular programs are the original HairyDairyMaid utility and a port called TJTAG. If you purchase a commercial cable, it may come with a hardware specific recovery tool. This guide focuses on TJTAG. Download a copy of the source (linked below) and compile as usual. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you built your own cable, chances are it uses a legacy printer style parallel port interface. You'll need adequate permissions to use this device in order to run the JTAG software. In *nix style systems usually means the user you execute TJTAG as must be a member of the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;lp&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; group.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The result of the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;groups&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; command should look something like this before you continue:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
user@host:~$ groups&lt;br /&gt;
user lp dialout&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Membership of the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;dialout&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; group isn't strictly necessary; however, you will need this as well if you want to use a local serial console.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Establish a Connection ===&lt;br /&gt;
Now we must verify that TJTAG can properly connect to the JTAG interface on the router. Connect the JTAG cable to both your PC and the router but leave the power disconnected. On most routers you will be fighting the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchdog_timer watchdog timer] so it is a good idea to type out whatever command you want to execute (without hitting &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;enter&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;), then provide power, and finally quickly hit &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;enter&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; as soon as the router LEDs light up. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Active vs Passive ====&lt;br /&gt;
If you built the active buffered cable you need to add the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;/wiggler&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option to all of your TJTAG commands.  The passive unbuffered cable does not require this option and you should leave it off when using this type of cable. If you anticipate needing to revive routers often, an active cable is surely worth the additional investment in time and parts so you aren't restricted to working within 6 inches of your parallel port. Otherwise, the unbuffered cable works great provided you can manage the logistics of the restricted cable length. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== TJTAG Options ====&lt;br /&gt;
The next trick is to find the magical combination of optional TJTAG parameters which makes your router happy. Even within a single make/model this seems to vary greatly--most likely because of various flash chip manufacturers. For starters, we'll use the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option to guess and check which options will work before modifying the contents of flash. Usually something like&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -probeonly /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
will do the trick.  If you are not getting the desired output (see below), try experimenting with the DMA, break, and reset switches. Once you've mastered the combinatorics game, you can move onto read/write operations. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
==== Successful Output ====&lt;br /&gt;
When you've got the right combinations of parameters, you should see an output like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
 EJTAG Debrick Utility v3.0.1 Tornado-MOD &lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing bus ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instruction Length set to 8&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CPU Chip ID: 00000101001101010010000101111111 (0535217F)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Found a Broadcom BCM5352 Rev 1 CPU chip ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG IMPCODE ....... : 00000000100000000000100100000100 (00800904)&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Version ....... : 1 or 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG DMA Support ... : Yes&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Implementation flags: R4k MIPS32&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Issuing Processor / Peripheral Reset ... Skipped&lt;br /&gt;
Enabling Memory Writes ... Skipped&lt;br /&gt;
Halting Processor ... &amp;lt;Processor Entered Debug Mode!&amp;gt; ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
Clearing Watchdog ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing Flash at (Flash Window: 0x1fc00000) ... &lt;br /&gt;
Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Flash Vendor ID: 00000000000000000000000011101100 (000000EC)&lt;br /&gt;
Flash Device ID: 00000000000000000010001010100010 (000022A2)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Found a K8D3216UBC  2Mx16 BotB     (4MB) Flash Chip ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    - Flash Chip Window Start .... : 1fc00000&lt;br /&gt;
    - Flash Chip Window Length ... : 00400000&lt;br /&gt;
    - Selected Area Start ........ : 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
    - Selected Area Length ....... : 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 *** REQUESTED OPERATION IS COMPLETE ***&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The last line is important. Don't move on until you get this response.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Troubleshooting ====&lt;br /&gt;
If you see something like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
 EJTAG Debrick Utility v3.0.1 Tornado-MOD &lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing bus ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instruction Length set to 8&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CPU Chip ID: 00000101001101010010000101111111 (0535217F)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Found a Broadcom BCM5352 Rev 1 CPU chip ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG IMPCODE ....... : 00000000100000000000100100000100 (00800904)&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Version ....... : 1 or 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG DMA Support ... : Yes&lt;br /&gt;
    - EJTAG Implementation flags: R4k MIPS32&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Issuing Processor / Peripheral Reset ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You probably don't have the correct combination of options for your router.  Play with the different switches available before attempting to read/write from flash. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you see something like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
 EJTAG Debrick Utility v3.0.1 Tornado-MOD &lt;br /&gt;
==============================================&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Probing bus ... Done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instruction Length set to 5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CPU Chip ID: 11111111111111111111111111111111 (FFFFFFFF)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Unknown or NO CPU Chip ID Detected ***&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*** Possible Causes:&lt;br /&gt;
    1) Device is not Connected.&lt;br /&gt;
    2) Device is not Powered On.&lt;br /&gt;
    3) Improper JTAG Cable.&lt;br /&gt;
    4) Unrecognized CPU Chip ID.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Aside from what the output mentions already check that &lt;br /&gt;
* the header is soldered properly&lt;br /&gt;
* tjtag has permission to use the parallel port&lt;br /&gt;
* you didn't forget the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;/wiggler&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; switch (active cable only).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== General Advice for Read/Write Operations ===&lt;br /&gt;
In the next few steps you'll attempt to correct some issues in flash memory that might prevent the router from booting correctly. Ideally when you deal with flash, it is best not to interrupt the process before it finishes on its own. That is why it is important to get the TJTAG options correct with the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; option. If an operation hangs while attempting to read/write, don't panic.  It is probably in your best interests not to buy any lottery tickets tonight, but most likely all is not lost. Be patient--be sure you've given it ample time to complete. If it doesn't seem to be making any progress then you probably need to reset the router.  Various sources on the Internet have different opinions on the best way to reset. Nevertheless, we've found that disconnecting the power first and then canceling the operation (via CTRL+C) works the best.  Lastly, try the operation again (double check your parameters).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Erase NVRAM ===&lt;br /&gt;
Step 1. As before, it's a good idea to ensure NVRAM has been wiped out and isn't harboring corrupt variables. Use the same TJTAG options that got you a successful completion when trying to probe the device. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -erase:nvram /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the device reboots, it should reinitialize the correct NVRAM settings from the backup location within the CFE. If you now have a serial console, success, you're good to go. Don't forget to reconfigure any custom NVRAM settings. If that didn't work, read on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Erase the Kernel ===&lt;br /&gt;
Step 2. For whatever reason, it is possible for a corrupted kernel to prevent the bootloader from producing any output. Again, use the same options you figured out during the &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;-probeonly&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; phase. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;user@host:tjtag$ ./tjtag -erase:kernel /wiggler /noemw /noreset&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
After rebooting your router, you should get console output that indicates the CFE was upset to find there's no kernel to load from flash.  This is normal; you did just erase this region of flash (hopefully). Now you can proceed to [[Flashing Firmware | flashing a new kernel]] or maybe you just want to [[HOWTO:Deploy_Xinu#Booting XINU on your Backend | load an elf image]] over the network.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Still got a blank serial console? Read on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== CFE Recovery ===&lt;br /&gt;
Step 3. Your last ditch effort is to replace the bootloader. If your [[CFE]] is corrupted then there's no hope of booting.  Luckily, we can flash new one using TJTAG. The CFE contains a few settings unique to each router.  If you made a backup of your CFE before things went South, you can use that to restore the router to working order.  If you don't have a backup, you can borrow a copy from another identical router.  In the latter case you must customize the CFE binary a bit before using it on a different router. In the event you don't have access to a working router of the same make and model, try searching around on the Internet for a pristine CFE. There have been a few &amp;quot;CFE collection&amp;quot; projects out there; you might get lucky. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Transplant Another Router's CFE ====&lt;br /&gt;
If you have the original CFE for this exact router, skip ahead to the next section. Otherwise, start by cloning the CFE of your good router using [[backup your router | the usual methods]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are a few CFE variables unique to each router.  For the WRT54GL, see our [[flash memory]] page for specific locations.  There should be a unique identifier and a pair of cryptography keys as well as the device MAC addresses. We're primarily concerned with the MAC address of the first physical Ethernet interface, but feel free to update the others as well. For the WRT54GL, 0x1E00 contains the MAC address used by the CFE at boot time. While you can override this setting later for your kernel in your local network configuration or NVRAM, you can't fool the bootloader. Especially, if you are running a pseudo-static DHCP configuration for a pool of backends, you'll get lots of network conflicts during the boot process unless this is set correctly. For the WRT54GL, this MAC address should match the one on the bottom sticker. Other routers have various schemes/offsets for what the address should be relative to the one printed on the case depending on how many physical interfaces the unit has and how the manufacturer chose to allocate the addresses. If you are feeling ambitious, you can update the default NVRAM settings in the CFE backup location so they are correct when you do a factory reset.  Alternatively, these can always be corrected later using the NVRAM utilities. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To edit the CFE, fire up your favorite hex editor and tweak each location as necessary. We happen to like &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;shed&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;, which has a nice &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;nano&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; like interface.  Note that with &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;shed&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; your changes are affecting the file directly as you make them.  There is no &amp;quot;quit without saving&amp;quot; option. It is always a good idea to make a copy of the CFE.BIN file you are planning to edit so you can revert to the original without having to grab it off the good router again. Speaking of which, if you haven't renamed your CFE binary to CFE.BIN, you should. TJTAG isn't advanced enough to allow you to specify a file so it will automatically be looking for CFE.BIN in the local directory when you go to write the image to flash on the broken router. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
offset    asc hex dec oct bin&lt;br /&gt;
00001DFE:     00  000 000 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
00001DFF:     00  000 000 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E00:  C  43  067 103 01000011&lt;br /&gt;
00001E01:  0  30  048 060 00110000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E02:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E03:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E04:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E05:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E06:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E07:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E08:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E09:  C  43  067 103 01000011&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0A:  0  30  048 060 00110000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0B:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0C:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0D:  F  46  070 106 01000110&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0E:  :  3A  058 072 00111010&lt;br /&gt;
00001E0F:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E10:  E  45  069 105 01000101&lt;br /&gt;
00001E11:     00  000 000 00000000&lt;br /&gt;
00001E12:     FF  255 377 11111111&lt;br /&gt;
00001E13:     FF  255 377 11111111&lt;br /&gt;
00001E14:     FF  255 377 11111111&lt;br /&gt;
                                                             1E00/40000 (hex) &lt;br /&gt;
SPACE|E edit  S|W|F search  J jump to   T dec/hex   D dump     1|2|4 cursor&lt;br /&gt;
X       exit  R|N   repeat  B bin edit  A ext. asc  P preview  `     endian&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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You should now have a CFE.BIN file with the correct MAC address(es) ready for flashing! Proceed to the instructions below as if you had a correct backup all along.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Using the Same Router's Backup ====&lt;br /&gt;
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== External References ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://wiki.openwrt.org/doc/hardware/port.jtag OpenWrt JTAG Reference] (includes various DIY cable designs and links to commercial products)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://downloads.openwrt.org/utils/ OpenWrt Utilities] (HairyDairyMaid Download)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.tiaowiki.com/download//category.php?id=8 TJTAG Download]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.tiaowiki.com/w/Debrick_Routers_Using_JTAG_Cable TIAO Wiki Debrick Guide]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://sourceforge.net/projects/shed/ Shed] (Simple Hex Editor)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kpersohn</name></author>
		
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