Quotes

• "I'm not saying it's my opinion, I'm just saying it's an opinion." - Justin Picotte
• "Yeah, that's just fool complicated." - Justin Picotte
• "Even Tim's pictures have bugs in them." - Aaron Gember
• "Warnings mean you are smarter than the compiler!" - Adam Koehler
• Conversation:
  • Aaron: "Do you use text messaging?"
  • Justin: "What's that?"
• Conversation:
  • Aaron: "I feel like doing something. What should I do?"
  • Paul: "Go home."
• Email:
  • From Brylow: "Any questions? What else have I forgotten to tell you?"
  • Response: "The XINU lab notes that you forgot to tell us that you love us."
• "Traditionally, graduate students get a bed to themselves in this situation."
• "I'm really going to enjoy watching the commits to this branch." - Paul Hinze
• "Voc and Supervoc joined at the UART" - Zachary Lund
• "Verbose. Minus 5." - George Corliss
• "Publish! Publish! Publish!" - Steve Merrill, walking down the hall past junior faculty offices.
• XINU Cometh.
• XINU Returneth.
• XINU Calls.
• XINU Returns.
• XINU Creates.
• XINU Reschedules.
• XINU Saves and Restores.
• XINU Preempts.
• XINU Comes Not to JUDGE, But to EXECUTE...
• XINU Knows Your Inmost Firmware.
• XINU Brings New Life to Old Hardware.
• XINU Waits.
• XINU Allocates.
• XINU Deallocates Away.
• XINU Tastes Great.
• XINU Has Less Filling.
• XINU Runs FOREVER.
• XINU Eschews Obfuscation.
• XINU Does Not Do Windows.
• XINU Brings ORDER out of CHAOS.
• XINU Brings CHAOS from ORDER.
• He Whoever Believes in XINU Shall Have Eternal Processing.
• XINU Shall Run Again.
• XINU Is Not UNIX.
• XINU. It's What's For Dinner.
• No XINU and No Mips Make Homer Something Something...
• See XINU. See XINU Run. Run XINU Run.
• XINU Allocateth, XINU Deallocateth Away.
• "I am just participating cause I'm standing here." - Justin Picotte
• "New commands are silly." - Justin Picotte
• "I've solved all kinds of problems in my life that no one's ever solved before." - Justin Picotte
• "You know scheme. I know scheme. We all scheme for ice cream." - Aaron Gember
• "I like StarTrek, but that would be less a hobby and more an investment." - Brylow
• Conversation:
  • Mike: "Subtract two."
  • Matt: "Why?"
  • Mike: "...because I said so."
  • Matt: "...alright..."
  • Mike: "...and then when that doesn't work subtract four. But two should work."
  • Matt: "Two didn't work."
  • Mike: "Damnit! Subtract four."
  • (Conversation continues in a similar fashion until Matt ends up subtracting eight.)
• "So they basically made a hammer and went after everything that could be a nail." - Brylow
• "This is so unfair to us petty criminals." - Justin
• "We'll all be getting eye transplants soon." - Brylow
• "I am somehow derived from C." - Brylow
• "First you have to get the $3,000 license for the whizbang that does all the work." - Justin
• "I don't remember what the silly window is, but it must be important." - Brylow
• "[UML is] just a bunch of boxes on paper." - Adam
• "Okay, I can dig it." - Justin
• "My experience has been that Marquette students can write." - Brylow
• "Java has corrupted you all." - Brylow
• "There are some fonts that really spread out a paper." - Kyle
• "You're telling me to put in less work. I'm not going to argue with you." - Justin
• "When we finally make contact with aliens, their wheelbarrows will have round wheels and their computers will probably use fixed-size pages." - See MIPS Run, 2nd Ed.
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